I woke up in a bitchy mood this morning, after the f!cking drunk called me 3 times in 2 minutes (Geez, can't a guy go to the bathroom to piss without him calling ad nauseum and leaving nasty messages to call him this instant?). He was going to take the bus to my place, so he could do further landscaping work for a guy that lives in the Mason-Dixon Line area. I call him back and tell him I need to come to York on business (it's also disability check day, and he owes me $150.00). He calls me back, and tells me to pick up a bottle of Bars-Leak, to pour down the truck radiator of a girl he's currently f!cking (He thinks he's the black Don Juan). Well, once I got to her place, he takes the Bars-Leak and tells me to leave, and call him in 1/2 hour. I head to the nearest Wal-Mart, and waste a half hour, looking for an item they don't stock. I call this putt back, and he tells me go see a movie, or something because he's still f!cking this girl. I finally had enough, and went looking for a car wash, since, as usual, he leaves all his trash and cigarette ashes all over the car. No sooner than I pull in the driveway, he calls me and raises hell with me for going home, and not calling him. (And my shrink wonders why I want to take an oak 2x4 to this guy's head.). He wants to go to the bank, at their main branch downtown. His bank has a branch 3 blocks from where he lives, but he gets bitchy with me, with "Hey, f!ckhead, you know damn well I don't have any ID (since he lost his license on a DWI until October 2017), and the downtown branch already know who I am." So I fight afternoon rush to get him to that branch before closing at 5:00PM. The county government building is right across the street from his branch. There was no one parked in front of the county building, and there were no parking signs on the meters. I'm sitting there for 5 minutes, and along comes the cop, telling me to move it or else. I tried explaining to the officer a friend just went across the street to the bank, and will be right out. Again I was told move it, or else. As soon as I begin to pull out, the drunk comes out of the bank, and starts cursing me because I was leaving without him. I screamed back the cops told me move it, or else. He tells me meet him in the Wells Fargo bank parking lot, which is right next door to the county building. So I head to the next street downtown that is NOT one way only, turn south, then turn on Mason Alley, as far as Court Alley (which dead ends behind the county building). In the meantime, I have this white pickup tailgating me, blowing his horn, flashing his headlights, and flipping me the bird. I got to the stop sign behind the county building, and flipped the pickup the bird. I try to turn left behind the county building, which begins a one way--do not enter, and another cop appears, saw me give the other driver the finger and tells me I can't enter. I tell the officer I want to get to the Wells Fargo Parking lot. He lets me pass, then comes back over and writes me a ticket and tells me to lose the attitude. The drunk eventually gets to my car, and blames me for everything that went wrong, calling me a f**kup, a ret*d, and everything else under the sun. "Think, next time you f!cking fat as*hole." I melted down, and went John Woo on his black ass. I was so mad, I literally couldn't see. We got back to his place, after hitting Wendy'a (why he was so hungry, after all the cunninlingus he performed that afternoon, is beyond me), the state liquor store, the beer distributor, the tobacco shop, and the local weed dealer), he pays me my $150.00, plus $200.00 to pay a junk yard in the southern end of the county to put a new transmission in his piece of junk truck. I ran that payment down to the junkyard.
I hope the jackass doesn't call me for a ride tomorrow, because I just might "borrow" my roommate and his revolver (he's a PA State Trooper) and go after this jackass.