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20 Jan 2023, 11:22 am

Has well trained pigs... they make room for her at the trough. :P


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20 Jan 2023, 11:23 am

I have a cattle prod :twisted:


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20 Jan 2023, 11:25 am

:lol:

I bet you say that to all the boys. ;-)


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20 Jan 2023, 11:27 am

I know how to use an emasculator tool.


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20 Jan 2023, 11:34 am

8O

<runs away screaming>


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20 Jan 2023, 12:48 pm

Thinks he’s the gingerbread man.


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20 Jan 2023, 12:53 pm

Has a bread knife and knows how to use it.


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20 Jan 2023, 1:13 pm

Wants me to knead his dough


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20 Jan 2023, 1:18 pm

:P

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20 Jan 2023, 1:23 pm

Sexually assaults sammiches


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20 Jan 2023, 1:26 pm

Tends to miss her mouth when eating

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20 Jan 2023, 1:30 pm

More like it falls on my shirt front.
The shame.
Once I was eating an ice cream cone and driving and the ice cream fell off the cone and into my shirt right between the boobs.


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20 Jan 2023, 1:31 pm

^ :lol:
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20 Jan 2023, 1:34 pm

Titmouse? Our’s look different.Not as colorful.


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20 Jan 2023, 1:34 pm

^ A pair of blue-tits.


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20 Jan 2023, 1:37 pm

LOL!


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