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20 Nov 2018, 3:02 pm

I have red hair.

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20 Nov 2018, 3:07 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

As I am from Africa, I sleep in a treehouse so lions can't reach me.

All the lions in Africa have evolved giraffe-like necks.

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20 Nov 2018, 3:10 pm

Raleigh has no idea what a kangaroo is.

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20 Nov 2018, 3:32 pm

I think Amuuuurica is teh free-est nation in the world!

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20 Nov 2018, 3:47 pm

auntblabby wrote:

he was an expert in various English accents

I'm not peeing myself laughing at recalling his fine performance in Mary Poppins

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20 Nov 2018, 3:54 pm

I'm not sick. :eew:

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20 Nov 2018, 3:56 pm

Math is easy

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20 Nov 2018, 4:15 pm

Mary Poppins is age restricted due to adult content. Definitely not suitable for children!

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20 Nov 2018, 4:18 pm

I totally meant to bump that thread. It was not an accidental at all. I’m in complete control of myself at all times.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:20 pm

Charlie and the chocolate factory isn't a creepy revenge fic.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:21 pm

I made Mary Poppins cauliflower cheese with eggs , I asked what she thought about it and she said

Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious

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20 Nov 2018, 4:23 pm

The melting plastic figurine scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is absolutely ideal for children and makes them feel warm and fuzzy.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:25 pm

Interesting how the kids in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are taught a lesson by local madman Willy Wonka for simply acting like greedy and spoilt children.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:27 pm

Just kidding, great books and the movies were ok as well.

My blatant lie: I drink alcohol.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:31 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

I made Mary Poppins cauliflower cheese with eggs , I asked what she thought about it and she said

Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious

I could keep a totally straight face while reading this out to my housemate.

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20 Nov 2018, 4:33 pm

Mary Poppins is the only movie where Julie Andrews showed her breasts.

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