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20 Nov 2018, 11:54 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I dated Senator McTurtleface because I have a clue who he / she is!

senator mcconnell. google him but wear your ugly-blocking glasses first. EDIT- no glasses will block out the totality of that evil man's ugliness of the soul.



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20 Nov 2018, 11:57 pm

American politics is as clean as a newly washed load of fluffy jumpers.


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20 Nov 2018, 11:59 pm

auntblabby wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
I dated Senator McTurtleface because I have a clue who he / she is!

senator mcconnell. google him but wear your ugly-blocking glasses first. EDIT- no glasses will block out the totality of that evil man's ugliness of the soul.


I didn't google him, and I wasn't about to say "He looks like a turtle!", when I didn't remember that's what someone besides you called him ... or that I wasn't supposed to lie! (wow, that was complicated)


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21 Nov 2018, 12:00 am

I dated Ms Potatohead; she had sensuous lips.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:00 am

And American Politicians are as honest and true as the sky is blue.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:03 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
I dated Ms Potatohead; she had sensuous lips.


Kortie isn't an accomplished Beat Generation poet.


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21 Nov 2018, 12:06 am

Isabella is a Jedi.


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21 Nov 2018, 12:31 am

Envirozentinel is not a sentinel for the environment.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:32 am

the KKK is a humanitarian org.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:34 am

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21 Nov 2018, 12:35 am

I am Hillary Clinton.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:36 am

envirozentinel wrote:
Isabella is a Jedi.



Isabella knows what a Jedi is (beyond a hunch it has fur and lives in the sky?)


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21 Nov 2018, 12:38 am

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21 Nov 2018, 12:40 am

Isabella loves John Elton; hates Reginald Dwight.



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21 Nov 2018, 12:40 am

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I'm therefore a space bear.


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