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17 Sep 2011, 10:33 pm

I have a pet rat. :O)


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18 Sep 2011, 1:28 am

i shot an elephant in my pajamas- how it got in my pajamas i'll never know.



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18 Sep 2011, 3:34 am

You can escape my camera lens


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18 Sep 2011, 7:54 am

I'm not addicted to chocolate.


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18 Sep 2011, 8:34 am

Socket wrenches have low self esteem. Pliers on the other hand are conceited and never thing of anyone in the tool shed besides themselves.



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18 Sep 2011, 9:05 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I[/youtube]



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18 Sep 2011, 9:33 am

Screwdrivers, especially cross-head, are evil sinister little things that really mess with your mind.


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18 Sep 2011, 10:10 am

I wear hot pink muck boots everywhere I go.


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18 Sep 2011, 10:27 am

Leaves fall off trees in the spring.


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18 Sep 2011, 10:30 am

I want to go to work right now


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18 Sep 2011, 11:29 am

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18 Sep 2011, 11:39 am

Julie Andrews has two stuffed polar bears named Ermintrude and Midgely.


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18 Sep 2011, 11:59 am

Polar bears and penguins are magnetised by living at the poles. If you put a polar bear and a penguin together, the polar bear will be repelled by the penguin.



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18 Sep 2011, 2:22 pm

^Yeah, that makes sense. :nerdy:


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18 Sep 2011, 3:14 pm

Taupey wrote:
I live in a seahouse that floats around the world at least 100 times a year.

I know I saw you go by :D



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18 Sep 2011, 3:15 pm

Indy wrote:
Polar bears and penguins are magnetised by living at the poles. If you put a polar bear and a penguin together, the polar bear will be repelled by the penguin.


That did not make me Laugh Out Loud