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31 Jan 2023, 7:22 pm

Is the 5th member of a boy band that nobody knows the name of, just like whatshisface & whomajig.


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01 Feb 2023, 3:39 am

Failed the audition to join the aforementioned band.


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01 Feb 2023, 4:19 am

Tied to another radish with a rubber band.



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01 Feb 2023, 11:23 am

Froths at the mouth and not the mug


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01 Feb 2023, 11:37 am

Thinking a face lift was a type of exercise you overextended your neck and are now known as the resident okapi


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01 Feb 2023, 1:13 pm

Sticks his neck into people's affairs and is known as "The Giraffe"


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01 Feb 2023, 1:15 pm

Has testicles 6ft in the air, also known as "The Giraffe"


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01 Feb 2023, 1:22 pm

Has no testicles, is known as the eunuch. :P


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01 Feb 2023, 1:40 pm

Sings castrato.


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01 Feb 2023, 2:01 pm

Stinky-footed, bat-winged weasel. ^


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01 Feb 2023, 3:05 pm

Sniffs feet for a hobby


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01 Feb 2023, 3:16 pm

No I don't want to see you naked! Go away!


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01 Feb 2023, 3:27 pm

Wears a gorilla costume with fine perfume to confuse men.


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01 Feb 2023, 5:55 pm

Considers a vegetable peeler a personal hygiene device.



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02 Feb 2023, 7:36 am

Thinks it manly to shave using a chainsaw.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:45 am

Is headed into the food processor.

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