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12 Mar 2023, 9:26 pm

Toe jam collector


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12 Mar 2023, 9:32 pm

Ernie and Bert's sex therapist


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12 Mar 2023, 9:35 pm

The reason why Ernie & Bert need therapy


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12 Mar 2023, 9:45 pm

The reason farts might leave stains.


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13 Mar 2023, 9:34 am

Likes to scrub fart stains


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13 Mar 2023, 9:36 am

Likes to leave fart stains.


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13 Mar 2023, 9:38 am

Wants me to fart on her house


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13 Mar 2023, 9:38 am

Wants me to fart on her face.


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13 Mar 2023, 9:41 am

I’ll catch it on fire with my breath and singe your panties


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13 Mar 2023, 10:37 am

mmmmmmm hot!!


Can keep my singed panties because your breath will kill me.


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13 Mar 2023, 10:57 am

They call her, “She of the flaming panties.”


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14 Mar 2023, 8:48 am

Lizard butt. :P


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14 Mar 2023, 9:58 am

You like big butts and you cannot lie


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14 Mar 2023, 12:25 pm

Ugh! I said twerk at me, not fart on me! :eew:


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14 Mar 2023, 12:56 pm

Why did you feed me burritos then?
This would t have happened if you’d gotten me a nice steak like I asked


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14 Mar 2023, 1:22 pm

It's Steak and BJ Day. Have you done your due diligence?


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