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27 Nov 2018, 10:38 pm

Je pète plus haut que mon cul. Image



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27 Nov 2018, 11:49 pm

The moon has no impact on Earth whatsoever. The tides are caused by the sneezing of whales.


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28 Nov 2018, 1:21 am

Wallace and Gromit really did build a rocket to the moon which they found was made of cheese and had malicious parking meters waiting to assault humans.



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28 Nov 2018, 2:00 am

Humans have nothing to do with climate change; it's all from a bunch of farting cows.


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28 Nov 2018, 2:35 am

coast to coast is not an interesting radio program. :alien:



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29 Nov 2018, 6:21 pm

I don't miss RiversongK or even feeli0. Good riddance.


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29 Nov 2018, 6:23 pm

I love smartasses. :roll:



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29 Nov 2018, 7:26 pm

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.


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29 Nov 2018, 9:37 pm

I’m not itchy



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29 Nov 2018, 9:42 pm

POTUS is not feeling cornered now :D



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29 Nov 2018, 9:46 pm

I have dirty dreams about POTUS.


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29 Nov 2018, 10:35 pm

I won't hop up and down and make little squeaking noises if that man gets impeached.



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29 Nov 2018, 10:40 pm

The current US president is a fitness guru.


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29 Nov 2018, 10:44 pm

If he gets assassinated I won't write a personal thank you letter to the guy while he's in prison. :twisted:



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29 Nov 2018, 10:49 pm

POTUS is a role model for families everywhere.


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29 Nov 2018, 11:32 pm

what I do on his tombstone will pass for flowers.