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18 Sep 2011, 3:26 pm

Blue frogs are taking over my home. Their on the walls, in draws, crawling out of the drains... everywhere. I don't think I would mind so much if they were hot pink instead of blue.


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18 Sep 2011, 3:38 pm

I play tunes on frogs - you can strum them, you know.


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18 Sep 2011, 4:00 pm

I get myself drunk every Saturday night.


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18 Sep 2011, 4:44 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I get myself drunk every Saturday night.
Me too! :D


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18 Sep 2011, 4:48 pm

I breed pea green ladybugs and sell them to the public. :razz:


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18 Sep 2011, 5:32 pm

I am asleep and far away from any computer right now.


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18 Sep 2011, 5:44 pm

I have a hot pink lizard that tap dances and plays the tuba on cue.


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18 Sep 2011, 6:15 pm

Taupey wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I get myself drunk every Saturday night.
Me too! :D


Me three! :lol:


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18 Sep 2011, 7:23 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Taupey wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I get myself drunk every Saturday night.
Me too! :D


Me three! :lol:
Yeah but we're lying! :D

I'm just joking with you AA. :wink:

(gives AA a big hug) It's great to see you, AA. :D


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18 Sep 2011, 7:42 pm

i have a prehensile uvula.



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18 Sep 2011, 8:12 pm

I have two rats running around my apartment. One's pea green and the other one is orange.


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18 Sep 2011, 8:37 pm

One of my neighbors, Leroy has three big tree roots on each foot instead of a big toe. It looks, well different when he wears sandles. I try to act like I've never noticed them whenever he's around but all I can do is think about looking at them. I'm becoming obsessed with them. It's embarassing. I just thank God they're not hot pink, I wouldn't be able to control myself.


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18 Sep 2011, 8:47 pm

Sid the rat comes into my bedroom every night, when I'm sleeping. :O)


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18 Sep 2011, 8:55 pm

i am flatulant in 7 different accents



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18 Sep 2011, 10:38 pm

I am a fat and ugly loser. Also, nobody likes me and I have no true friends. Did I also mention that I am a weak and pathetic coward? And I'm an idiot.



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18 Sep 2011, 10:48 pm

I can't see fairies.