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02 Dec 2018, 3:58 pm

I want a child like this.



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02 Dec 2018, 6:40 pm

I'm not wracking my brain to recall the name of certain dark nuts.


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02 Dec 2018, 6:46 pm

I really enjoy going Christmas shopping and having to deal with crowds.


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02 Dec 2018, 8:23 pm

Life is based on the mental breakthroughs I have after indulging in pornography.



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02 Dec 2018, 8:45 pm

Basketball is played with a rectangular object.


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02 Dec 2018, 10:11 pm

I have never worn handcuffs, and it did not hurt me to wear them with a messed up thumb.



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03 Dec 2018, 12:28 am

This emoticon is frowning :D



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03 Dec 2018, 12:31 am

Catlover is actually #4 :oops:


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03 Dec 2018, 12:32 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Catlover is actually #4 :oops:


It's the number of hours of sleep per night I can function on.



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03 Dec 2018, 12:36 am

I just built a snowman in the backyard


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03 Dec 2018, 12:54 am

Anna and Elsa hate snowmen.



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03 Dec 2018, 10:04 am

Denis Istomin is planning to come to my hometown and visit the tennis center where I play.

(Yeah, that would be a fantasy. I actually did meet another famous Russian player, though).



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03 Dec 2018, 9:57 pm

Pornography is worth my time.



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03 Dec 2018, 11:35 pm

chocolate is obtained from sewers.



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03 Dec 2018, 11:55 pm

No longer p.o.'d at the stupid response by a police officer who didn't so much as have the intuition to mock write a report for my satisfaction after someone threatened me.

[Not a lie: I mean to watch a documentary about 'Capoeira'].



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04 Dec 2018, 12:12 am

I believe that my attitude on Tuesday and Thursday is influenced by how Tuesday would mean a 'Sorrowful mystery' and Thursday a 'Luminous mysterious' which I remember from when I used to pray the Rosary.