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11 Nov 2023, 2:03 pm

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14 Nov 2023, 9:50 pm

^ I posted this before and forgot I did. Must have been having a real middle-aged moment. :duh:



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14 Nov 2023, 11:43 pm

Can a woman grow a penis?


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14 Nov 2023, 11:58 pm

What's the number for 911?


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15 Nov 2023, 12:05 am

Will peas be animals in 10,000 years?


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15 Nov 2023, 12:06 am

Has anyone tried Kentucky Fried Rat?


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15 Nov 2023, 4:33 am

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15 Nov 2023, 11:46 pm

I'm so old-fashioned that Matt Walsh is jealous.


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17 Nov 2023, 1:11 am

Why does my carbon monoxide alarm give me a headache?



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17 Nov 2023, 1:53 am

Why am I such a visual person? Why can't I be musical instead?


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17 Nov 2023, 5:59 am

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



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17 Nov 2023, 6:00 am

What do strawberries do? contemplate that in your pipe lol.


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17 Nov 2023, 6:05 am

Sweetleaf wrote:
What do strawberries do? contemplate that in your pipe lol.

Aren’t they some sort of fruit ninja? :D

Did Right become the right word when agreeing because most people are right handed?



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17 Nov 2023, 9:42 am

I'm Peter Newkirk


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17 Nov 2023, 11:27 am

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17 Nov 2023, 11:28 am

What website is this?


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