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18 Dec 2018, 11:26 pm

Ferris might not hide his kettle shortly.


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18 Dec 2018, 11:33 pm

^ Good call :lol:


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19 Dec 2018, 12:09 am

I didn't just hide the kettle :lol:


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19 Dec 2018, 12:12 am

our dear leader has big kind hands.



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19 Dec 2018, 12:18 am

I didn't just discover that I'm a Generation X'er because I'd already checked the terminology before now.

and

I'm not worried that Ferris' kettle might be in the car.


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19 Dec 2018, 12:34 am

I'm not thoroughly enjoying listening to White Lies 2nd album right now :mrgreen:


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19 Dec 2018, 12:53 am

bonjour is French for bugger off.



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19 Dec 2018, 12:54 am

I'm not starving...

Not waiting until partner comes home to spark up the barbecue


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19 Dec 2018, 12:55 am

I never look forward to early-morning sentence making with my AuntBlabsworthia.


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19 Dec 2018, 12:57 am

I didn't just make the most excruciatingly embarrassing phone call I've ever made in my life.

"Who are you and where are you from?"
".......ah.....I'm a.......person?....."
"Are you from a hospital?"
".........no........from a......house?....."


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19 Dec 2018, 1:00 am

Raleigh wrote:
I didn't just make the most excruciatingly embarrassing phone call I've ever made in my life.

"Who are you and where are you from?"
".......ah.....I'm a.......person?....."
"Are you from a hospital?"
".........no........from a......house?....."


Some (presumed) professional said "who are you?" ? 8O
They deserve what they got.


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19 Dec 2018, 1:03 am

our dear leader doesn't have a crying need for immersion in prep-h.



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19 Dec 2018, 2:57 am

It's the longest day of the year tomorrow, wont get dark until 22:00


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19 Dec 2018, 6:30 am

I am not disappointed my GF didn't sleep walk last night


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19 Dec 2018, 7:53 am

Raleigh and Isabella,

Oh, yeah! I'm completely comfortable speaking with random strangers on the phone, too. It's not awkward or embarrassing in the least.



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19 Dec 2018, 8:01 am

I've left voicemail messages for people throughout my life, because I know I will say the right things without ruminating that I sounded like a silly sinner afterward.


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