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20 Sep 2011, 10:11 pm

Everything looks like it could be made by random chance.



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20 Sep 2011, 11:44 pm

i posted the correct thing in the correct thread.



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21 Sep 2011, 12:02 am

My car's window fluid smells awesome. It doesn't flood my cabin with the scent of dead rat at all!



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21 Sep 2011, 12:23 am

Wiper fluid is made from dead rat juice. There are two varieties, extra-pulp is the more popular of the two.



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21 Sep 2011, 10:11 am

men fall in love with what they hear, women fall in love with what they see.
This explains why men are often taken by some smooth talking cougar


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21 Sep 2011, 10:39 am

It is the hottest day of the year today.


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21 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

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21 Sep 2011, 11:47 am

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21 Sep 2011, 12:12 pm

I like warm weather.



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21 Sep 2011, 3:25 pm

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21 Sep 2011, 3:28 pm

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21 Sep 2011, 3:38 pm

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21 Sep 2011, 3:50 pm

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21 Sep 2011, 3:53 pm

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