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21 Sep 2011, 4:08 pm

No he didn't, he invented pop music!


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21 Sep 2011, 4:11 pm

'twas but a side-line for his main line of work: laying roads.


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21 Sep 2011, 4:15 pm

It is a known fact that as a hobby, he liked to write binary code.


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21 Sep 2011, 4:30 pm

I was one of the most popular kids in school.



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21 Sep 2011, 5:53 pm

Stephen Hawking was a good husband to his first wife, Jane Hawking.



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21 Sep 2011, 6:48 pm

Stoat biscuits. Yum.


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21 Sep 2011, 7:29 pm

green olives are delicious and chocolate tastes like hell.



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21 Sep 2011, 7:43 pm

sterfry wrote:
Wiper fluid is made from dead rat juice. There are two varieties, extra-pulp is the more popular of the two.
That's not hilarious! :cry:


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21 Sep 2011, 7:46 pm

Stephen Hawking went on a walk with Christopher Reeve.

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21 Sep 2011, 8:03 pm

The average human brain is 75% air. That is why sudden changes in air pressure can cause your head to explode.



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21 Sep 2011, 8:22 pm

If you want the most accurate news, please read the Weekly World News.
Sluice---here's how a person's head can explode---lol.
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21 Sep 2011, 11:02 pm

bodoni is the capitol of san seriffe



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22 Sep 2011, 1:11 am

Writing for the Weekly World News would be a horrible job that I wouldnt like one bit.



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22 Sep 2011, 1:36 am

Glider18 is NOT funny! :evil:

I'm always feeling so creative this time of day.


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22 Sep 2011, 4:45 am

I had a very good lie but I forgot it.



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22 Sep 2011, 9:44 am

I cannot tell a lie!


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