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15 Jan 2006, 9:15 pm

Mushrooms, which grow in cow pies are tasty.


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15 Jan 2006, 11:16 pm

I'm too sexy for my shirt.


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16 Jan 2006, 12:23 am

I'm engaged.



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16 Jan 2006, 12:36 am

Those emo kids have life all figured out and are really like new age prophets spreading peace and harmony throughout the galaxy



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16 Jan 2006, 1:19 am

I am married.


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16 Jan 2006, 2:47 am

I like margerine.



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16 Jan 2006, 6:26 am

Despite popular belief, Neil Armstrong was not the first man on the moon. Whilst Neil was sleeping, Buzz Aldrin, who was drunk during the mission, stepped outside to take a leak. When Buzz returned and passed out on the couch, Neil ran out and said: "This is one small step for (a) man. One giant leap (over Buzz's piddle) for mankind." It was censored for TV broadcast as was the style of the time.



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16 Jan 2006, 7:08 am

My carpet is white (It really should resemble a creamy white :( ).



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16 Jan 2006, 7:24 am

Epistemology is a great ice-breaking topic at dinner parties.



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16 Jan 2006, 8:22 am

Ringo Starr did not die in 1963 and was not replaced by a shaved monkey who could slightly keep the beat.



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16 Jan 2006, 10:04 am

mjs82's post count is the year I was born.


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16 Jan 2006, 10:50 am

I was born in New York.


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16 Jan 2006, 10:53 am

I'm too cool for this thread.



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16 Jan 2006, 2:17 pm

Emettman wrote:
Epistemology is a great ice-breaking topic at dinner parties.


So is proctology!



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16 Jan 2006, 2:20 pm

Telling somone about your long history of romatic failure on the first date is a great idea.



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16 Jan 2006, 2:23 pm

Serissa wrote:
I am a very nice


I'm way nicer than Serissa!

And I look like Heidi Klum.