How do you think Micheal Jackson died

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My two favorite conspiracy theories:

- Jackson actually died as a result of massive burns received during that infamous Pepsi-commercial taping; his body double quit when management wouldn't increase his salary again, and they faked his death.

- Jackson was assassinated by Iranian operatives seeking to distract media attention from questions surrounding the reelection of Ahmahdinijad. They succeeded, on both counts.

Progressive cumulative failure syndrome.

It was all going so well in the beginning.

Clutching his chest

You know, if now I were to choose one superpower I’d like to have, I’d like to get the ability to possess others, to be something like a living sentient bacteria looking for new hosts (something like John Sublime in comics). The next thing I’d do would be arriving in L.A. to possess Jackson’s dead body during the funeral ceremony raising him from the dead like it happened with murdered Nicolae Carpathia in the Left Behind series . It would be pretty cool to observe his fans’ reaction. Who knows, maybe some new religion would hatch from it.

Too many poké-blocks. (Red ones, of course)

Pills lots and lots and lots of pills

Well it was a drug over dose. is that any big news anymore?

I mean considering, that he was famous.

by the way, the drug he took...it's not a legal street drug. it's the type that you find in hospitals for insomnia. something like this is way dangerous, the fact that it literally will knock you out and put you in a coma.

I killed him with a Klingon phased disruptor set to level 10

Suicide via medication

I don't know how Michael Jackson died, but I do know the way Elvis died: as a geriatric in a retirement home, fighting an evil mummy to save said retirement home. He was also helped out by an elderly black guy who thought he was JFK dyed black by the CIA.

(don't know what I'm talking about? Go watch Bubba Ho-Tep, and be educated )

Apparantly he died from an accidental overdose of painkillers

The real MJ was abducted by aliens, and his death was staged.

My Honesty

Wood get me banned

To Neverland

I can't vote in the poll for some reason. He death is very suspicious but I really don't care.