CelticGoddess wrote:
You mean you let yours out of the basement? Wow. You're nicer than me.
Keeping your kids in a basement is like keeping a fortune of money in a sock draw, you gotta invest it, put it to work for you to make money for you. Anna has the right idea, the easiest thing to do would be to put your kids up on the black market, but thats just a quick bit of cash up front, if you put them to work you are looking at steady profit off your bodily fluid investment.
You need to maximize productivity and turnaround on profit from the little bastards, and they arent doing that growing weak and pale in your basement.
However, they are more than likely used to a dark cold damp enviroment so the transition to a job like coal mining should be farely easy. Maybe Anna can hook you up.
PLUS, show me one fat coal mining kid, you cant can you? This solves the original posts problem and can vastly improve your income CG. It's win-freakin-win baby.
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