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15 Feb 2006, 2:16 pm

Ah, see I did not get that >.<

Q) What does the cabbage taste of?

A) 99999999999999999999999999999999999999

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15 Feb 2006, 7:05 pm

Q) What is the largest intiger with 38 digits in it (not counting raising numbers to powers)?
A) The nth power.

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24 Feb 2006, 9:24 pm

Q) A sports drink that makes you burp flames?

A) M&M's mixed with yogurt.

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25 Feb 2006, 10:55 am

Q) Whats a random thing that makes you wanna puke?

A) Paradise

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25 Feb 2006, 3:18 pm

How can you describe a situation contrasting Krakatoa?

A) Red certificate.

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25 Feb 2006, 3:37 pm

Q) How dya describe a certificate thats red?

A) Blue certificate

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25 Feb 2006, 3:40 pm

What does a white certificate look like if you shine blue light on it?

A) Numeric Keypad button 9

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15 Mar 2006, 7:05 pm

What is one of two buttons on my phone that corresponds to four letters?

The cookie monster, who had recently started eating healthier as a result.

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15 Mar 2006, 7:35 pm

Q) Whats blue and fed up of cookies?

A) A flying sausage bite

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16 Mar 2006, 1:09 am

Q) What’s the brand new snack that makes you lose weight by having to catch it, then put it all back on again when you eat it?

A) Dmitri Mendeleev wrestling a squid.

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16 Mar 2006, 10:24 am

What would be featued on a new TV show: Famous Dead Scientists Wrestling Underwater Creatures?

Soup with a hair in it.

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