Dilbert wrote:
I can't stand corporate-speek:
value
challenge
teamwork
synergy (gah!! !! !!)
Yeah, I know I'm talking to a douche when I hear the word 'teamwork'.
then there's:
"emotional intelligence"
"net-net"
In fact, all corporate speak, there's nothing that a pr**k in a suit says that isn't irritating.
But most of all, the one (make that two) ultra-common misuse(s) of language that make me want to go up to total strangers and SPIT in their eye...
Use of the words LIKE or GO to mean SAID or INDICATED
"And so she goes...and he's like...and then I'm going like YOU KNOW..."
I jus ain't down widdat, know'm Sayin?