What do you want for Christmass?

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lots of money

a new doll, maybe horse related, A riding helmet and some saddle club books. But if I don't get any of that I will still be happy with anything I do get.

A white frilly shirt, a red hunting jacket, black straight legged dress pants and some Kinky boots to fit my size 9 feet.

"Living Without Free Will" by Derk Pereboom!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Living-Without- ... 072&sr=1-8

And, more prosaically, a lot of money, a pair of good quality shoes, and a separate hotel room for me and my son when we go up to visit my co-parent's family for four days at xmas, ( my son's papa snores ).

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Well...I would really like money for Christmas rather than gifts---because several days ago I bought a custom made HO scale model Victorian house from an incredibly talented HO scale model builder, and it was expensive. The house is going to serve not only as a part of my train layout, but also as the setting of the end part of my novel. However, the train layout I am building actually is a set from my novel. The house should arrive in a few days.

Well..I would like to magically have the perfect gifts ready for all the people I need to have gifts for...that would be an awesome imaginary christmas present..because I am so extremely disorganized these days in particular, I am incredibly inept at gift giving under obligatory circumstances and it is horrible.

but for myself...gee..I have already been receiving all these material goods lately without even asking since my partner received his inheritance money...I just got a new camera and on black Friday, a fancy new laptop ..and an new solid body electric ukulele....and...oh gee...stuff like that...a scanner.....my video editing software....

What i have really really been wanting a SIMPLE push-button digital voice recorder that I can carry around with me for brainstorming songs....I was given this really fancy one that I know how to use a while ago, but it is intimidating and cumbersome nonetheless...

This is what I want for Christmas:

i want a graphics tablet and a good christmas. i havent had one in forever.

i want santa arrested. it is a wonder that there have been no mid air collisions between aircraft and the sleigh. he apparently has no radio communication, and so he flies blindly through the air lanes of major airline corridors.
when there is a jumbo downed on christmas eve due to a drunken santa criss crossing the skies, then they will see the stupidity of not banning santa from their air space.

my parents used to leave a glass of wine and some christmas cake for santa on christmas eve.

the next morning, i noted that santa had downed the wine, and i wondered how many other houses provided him alcohol to drink. how drunk must he get while operating the sleigh?

i also would like for christmas to see all the pretend santas in shopping malls rounded up and arrested for display of "false identity" .

all our doors were locked on new years eve, yet he still managed to get the wine, so he must have "broke and entered" somewhere (it was a big house and i never found out how he got in).
all he left was lollies (candy) and i wondered how cheaply he made the lollies. they tasted cheap.

the song...
you better not laugh,
you better not cry,
you better not breathe ,
coz i am tellin' you why....
santa claus is coming to town.
he sounds like a scary monster who hates genuineness.

I want to be by myself in a big fat museum full of beautiful mineral rocks, sea creatures, and aquatic tanks, and other none humanoid displays, with the lights off except on the displays! I could have the coffie shop, and restarant all to myself without employees around. It's something that's too good to be true.

Movies:

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Milk
Simpsons Movie
Iron Man

Mostly region-free DVDs of Godzilla movies.