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13 Apr 2010, 8:51 am

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If you could make up a bumper sticker, what would it say?


"your name is michael, and you are 32 years old. you have schizophrenia, and you are not happy with your life and this message is for you to read... hit your brakes now if you do not want to pay lots of money to me"

explanation.

there would be people called michael who are 32 years old with schizophrenia and who are not happy with their life driving behind me sometimes.
if any of them saw that sticker, then they would become absorbed with the accuracy of my sticker, and i would jam on the brakes and they would hit me from behind, and i would sue them.

sorry that is a lame attempt at an answer but i will hit "post" anyway because i have no shame.



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13 Apr 2010, 9:23 am

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13 Apr 2010, 9:35 am

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13 Apr 2010, 10:00 am

nick is a free man.
he writes skits,
the skits that nick writes are called "skits of free nick".



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13 Apr 2010, 12:03 pm

"Speed limit below 10,000 feet is 250 knots."



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13 Apr 2010, 1:14 pm

Dilbert wrote:
"Speed limit below 10,000 feet is 250 knots."
What about planes that are about to take off or land? :?


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13 Apr 2010, 3:39 pm

Kenjuudo wrote:
Dilbert wrote:
"Speed limit below 10,000 feet is 250 knots."
What about planes that are about to take off or land? :?


Take off and landing speed of just about every aircraft in existence today is well below 250knts. :D Typical take off and landing speeds for small aircraft are in the 50-70knts range, airliners around 120-150knts. Fighters as high as 150-180knts.

Pilot exceeding 250 knots on takeoffs and landings is very very likely to crash and die.

The issue is approach (descend) and departure (climbing) where a careless pilot in a jet could overspeed and then get yelled at by the air traffic control.

Anyway, such a sticker on a car would have an entirely different meaning. :wink:



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13 Apr 2010, 3:47 pm

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13 Apr 2010, 4:02 pm

"Proud Parents of a Pacifist!" on a camo background.

I know because I found a site that lets you create your own bumperstickers, and I made that one for my mom and dad. They don't do bumperstickers (aside from college decals in the back window), but I knew they'd get a kick out of it anyway. Neither of them claim to be pacifists, but they are very proud of me for being the extreme pacifist I am. (Besides, it would look funny next to my aunt and uncle's "Proud Parents of a Navy Pilot!" sticker.)



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13 Apr 2010, 4:11 pm

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13 Apr 2010, 4:54 pm

I'd honk to test that.

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Dr. D.U.I.


lol. :lol:

I would have said Drunks Against Mad Mothers (D.A.M.M.) but I've actually seen that one before.


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14 Apr 2010, 2:58 am

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14 Apr 2010, 5:56 am

b9 wrote:
nick is a free man.
he writes skits,
the skits that nick writes are called "skits of free nick".


i will say that the meaning of what i wrote is a joke and "skits of free nick" sounds like "schizophrenic"



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14 Apr 2010, 6:35 am

I'm pulling over over to let you pass, f***head!
I hope the cop over the shoulder shoots you in the head for reckless endangerment!

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Wise up to safety!


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14 Apr 2010, 6:37 am

Tailgate me and roll for damage. (I didn't exactly come up with it, still the best bumper sticker ever)


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14 Apr 2010, 6:59 am

"f**k off I was here first!"


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