Smart cars may be too small to be useful, and death traps, but at least they get good mileage. I've seen 2 people get one each side of a smart car and start rocking it - they got 2 wheels of the ground. Unfortunately, there were other cars adjacent, so tipping was nearly impossible.
I would vote for pinto. Maybe the Nova.
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When I allow it to be
There's no control over me
I have my fears
But they do not have me