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07 Aug 2010, 12:40 am

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I'd ask them what their special interests are, and then I'd throw a relevant piece of literature at each of their feet. That would break the fight up immediately. Before they get too absorbed in their books, I'd get them to sit down, cool down and offer them a drink. Then I guess I'd ask them what the hell they were doing in my kitchen, and why they were fighting...

Wonderful answer and....... certainly NOT the kind of thing that 'Miggs would say' :wink:

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07 Aug 2010, 3:43 am

Jingle my keys

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07 Aug 2010, 4:38 am

I'd be surprised and overjoyed to find that my apartment had spontaneously developed a kitchen...

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07 Aug 2010, 4:49 am

Epilefftic wrote:

Jingle my keys

Lol. They are aspies, not dogs.

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07 Aug 2010, 5:10 am

Ichinin wrote:

I'd be surprised and overjoyed to find that my apartment had spontaneously developed a kitchen...

Glorious

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07 Aug 2010, 6:20 am

Scream "F***" at the top of my lungs for the sake of chaos, get one of my swords, and call the police while rounding them up. Then offering them tea.

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07 Aug 2010, 8:23 am

Midna wrote:

You woke up the next morning and 3 Aspies were fighting in your kitchen?

I would wonder what the occasion is for having the family over so early in the day.

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07 Aug 2010, 8:27 am

LK wrote:

Midna wrote:

You woke up the next morning and 3 Aspies were fighting in your kitchen?

I would wonder what the occasion is for having the family over so early in the day.

Hahaha

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07 Aug 2010, 8:29 am

Hand them appropriate weapons. : D

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07 Aug 2010, 10:43 am

It'll be people that you know, probably ones that you invited over.

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07 Aug 2010, 10:47 am

Midna wrote:

It'll be people that you know, probably ones that you invited over.

I'd still get my baseball bat, and yell at them to leave. Then, maybe beat some aspie ass.

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07 Aug 2010, 10:49 am

I'd be like yo, burgers of ass, get your facts right asperagus! That'll get them to drop whatever to fighting about...

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07 Aug 2010, 10:50 am

Then they'll beat you.

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07 Aug 2010, 11:21 am

Midna wrote:

It'll be people that you know, probably ones that you invited over.

Curse myself for inviting them into my house.

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07 Aug 2010, 10:03 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Midna wrote:

It'll be people that you know, probably ones that you invited over.

Curse myself for inviting them into my house.

Sooooo....I would actually know them?...and I would've actually invited them?...Yep! I too would curse myself!! !

...but then I'd be like...Ferdinand! TeaEarlGreyHot! Spazzergasm! Quit your b**chin' racket and put the kettle on!! ! NOW!! !! ...I think we need cake too....grrrrr...

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07 Aug 2010, 10:18 pm

I'd break the fight up, and start a rock band. :cool:

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