Why I wouldn't want to live in England

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01 Jul 2011, 4:31 pm

And if you don't like it you can france off

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01 Jul 2011, 4:36 pm

Hey, I'm off to France in a few weeks

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01 Jul 2011, 4:38 pm

But to the OP's thingamajiggy statement, I am certainly not quick-witted.

*walks out the door, falls over*

*Canned laughter*

*Tries to think of witty answer to his fall*

That was... Um, I can't think of anything... :wink:

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01 Jul 2011, 5:04 pm

AngelKnight wrote:

^ This. There's actually a fair variety of folks and "mini-cultures" in England. Geographical distance != social distance; or: just because it doesn't take ~5-7 days to drive across the country doesn't mean you won't find very different people when you finish compared to when you start.

This is true, but a lot of people seem to exist inside a monoculture.

American Anglophies: it might be better asking what you expect to see of the United Kingdom?

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01 Jul 2011, 5:05 pm

Fudo wrote:

"Come to England. Hey, at least it's not France" :lol:

For the best of both worlds you could go to the Channel Islands instead.

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01 Jul 2011, 6:21 pm

The reason I wouldn't want to go to England because it seems they have it out to ban any controversial film.

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01 Jul 2011, 6:29 pm

susiewho wrote:

Zen wrote:

Why I wouldn't want to live in America: Everyone on TV is beautiful, perfect, and loves to socialize. I'd be constantly stared out walking down the street.

plus they're tiny and 2-D and made of pixels.

They also wear tiny fitting clothes and high heels, no matter what they're doing. :lol:

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01 Jul 2011, 6:36 pm

Yeah thats what it's like. NOT!

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01 Jul 2011, 6:53 pm

I don't know about any of the other American girls here, but I totally wear high heels when showering. Also, I like to run around in the rain with high heels on. Makes life interesting.

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01 Jul 2011, 6:59 pm

Tea but you sure don't seem like a beach bunny who only has a brain that is used for pop culture and who's the hottest guy right now.

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01 Jul 2011, 7:03 pm

thewrll wrote:

Tea but you sure don't seem like a beach bunny who only has a brain that is used for pop culture and who's the hottest guy right now.

*twirls hair and pops gum* I'm totally wearing daisey dukes and a bikini top with high heels. The lifeguard over there is ka-ute!

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01 Jul 2011, 7:05 pm

Don't forget make-up while sleeping, and perfect hair and make-up when they just wake up.

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01 Jul 2011, 7:06 pm

Zen wrote:

Don't forget make-up while sleeping, and perfect hair and make-up when they just wake up.

Check and mate! I've also got bejeweled fake nails! They're so glamorous.

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01 Jul 2011, 7:13 pm

Also no Nascar or Duke.

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01 Jul 2011, 7:14 pm

thewrll wrote:

Also no Nascar or Duke.

But... I was totally going to go flash some people at the next Nascar event!

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01 Jul 2011, 7:15 pm

we have roundabouts, who needs nascar? :lol:

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