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I wonder what's so amusing about knocking things over as you pass by? God... this song is weird. Why do I listen to it? Dinner... must make dinner soon. Not hungry. Oh, dinner can wait for another hour. It's really hot right now. I should check on the lizards.

*wanders off*

I should go to Walmart for groceries. I need to make a note of what I need from Walmart. Oh noes I hate pushing the cart around when its too heavy and refuses to move. Someone in the kitchen left the tap running. I hope she's cooking something I can eat. I have not been eating healthy past few days. I should plan my vitamin intake more carefully. I hate those red squiggly lines underneath the spelling mistakes. I wonder where the paper clip on my bed came from. I wonder if it will hold my hair back from my face. * slides paperclip through fringes to hold them back*.. Aaah thats much better. I have a basket full of laundry... I hope I don't need to run too many cycles. I hate carrying the laundry bag up and down the stairs hope I don't trip out of clumsiness... The water tap running in the kitchen's making me feel like I need to pee...

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You're the Snuggle fabric softener bear aren't you?! !

I missed crocheting more than I realized. The color of this yarn is hideous. Why did I pick it? When did I pick it? That's right... 6 years ago. Before kids. I did a lot of things 6 years ago. Stopped doing a lot of things 6 years ago. I'm highly distracted lately. More then usual. Something... someone keeps interrupting my thoughts.

Wow, my kids are buttholes to each other.

i dont wanna get chsanged again. i wish i looked good in hats. jlos bum isnt that great. but ive never really 'got' bums. if bananas had faces on their skins on their faces i wonder whether theyd still be alive once you peeled it. i havent watched channel4 news or ages. i hate snobby news. theres some dirt on my mouspad thing. i really need to google what thats actually called. ugh i have to text later. blah. this is hard. my computers a bit dusty too. i hope my new cut doesn't scar me for ages like the one on my thumb. stupid skin. i wouldnt have this problem if i was black. i wonder if people will think im racist for saying black. they wont even read this far anyway. they will probably stop after banana. if your son doesnt, i bet your daughter knows. im so tired i dont want to go out. i fancy napping. where abouts is aiya napa. i should probably study geography somehow, i know nothing. my shoulder hurts abit. when is that annoying man gonna pm me back. very rude. that is the last time i take interest in the arts. it seems like years ago i was at that gallery. it probably was. im pretty old. i wonder if my name will sound funny when im old, its not really an old person name. might have to deepole it. or my grankids will think im trying to be hip. without my hip. hahaha. not that ill have any grankids at this rate. hffff. fern britton looks weird skinny and her new tattoo is trampy. im gonna have to stay skinny so i dont look all deflated after losing weight. stop right there thank you very much i need somebody with a human touch. i remember singing out my window thinking some simon-cowell type person would walk past. seven is a kinda cool name. i wonder if i could call a baby two. she would probably get lots of poo jokes. what other numbers do i like. alevel maths was horrible. that b***h with her geezerbird walk couldnt teach the 10x table. imma be ima ima be. my hair hurts. wonder if katy perry and russell brand ge off their face on drugs ever friday night. her boobs are great. its not fair. oh wow i wrote loads. tis is actually quite claming. but i need to get changed. why do i always typo calm as clam. clamclam. spongebob is pretty s**t. gotta stop


Ohgee.

pure awesomeness!


Seinfeld reference or coincidence?


I should go get food but don't want to move. Need to shower again first anyway, feel gross. Speaking of gross, how did I spill coffee on the wall, what a slob. Why do they call them blinds, they dont actually make you blind they should be called blockers or no-sees or no-noseys. they sure collect a lot of dust I just cleaned yesterday. I need a maid, no wait that would be weird for a stranger to just wander around here when I'm gone. Same songs over and over, I need new music, nothing new ever holds my attention for very long. Jesus children, Stevie Wonder is blind wait is or was, he's alive right? Yeah, Ray Charles died. I wonder if either of them had blinds on their windows. did they call them sees? Do they need windows? I'd go nuts if I didn't have windows. Am I the only person who has managed to break a drinking glass with an alarm clock?Manana gonna suck. How to tilde, how to tilde?

my hair needs to be dyed again. my roots are icky. actually everything is icky today. i blame stepping in too many puddles when walking the dog. i wonder if i should stop eating whole loaves of bread. think i'm going to get fat. but theyre so good. especially with cheese. i wonder if you can still buy those cheese things that you pull apart into strips, cheese strings maybe? i dont know. i should go shopping and get some proper food instead of just snacking all day long. i need to go and see that person. i wonder if theyre okay, not that i'd know either way, much easier to pretend to be all strong and silent when you justwant to be the opposite. or should be the opposite. i dont know. i wonder if this is even worth posting. nevermind. lets anyway.

I am one with Neptune.

O: you can't go quoting consciousness

the beckhams named their baby 'Harper Seven', which alotta seinfield fans found funny yes

I'm hungry. Why oh why can't I think of anything else, I want strawberries. No now I want seafood. Maybe tonight for supper. I need to eat lunch. Oh well. Click submit.

Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blue people. This chicken tastes like chicken substitute. Ooooh leather. I love the sound of typing! One moment dying unto the next in a storm of cosmic laughter. Tomatoes and tobacco make tomacco - both are from the nightshade family. Nightshade sounds so cool. I want a house made of obsidian.

My son is clingy. I don't mind it too much right now. Oh... I'm really liking the facts from the documentary I'm watching. I know most of it already, but it's always good to brush up. The graphics aren't bad, either. Lava is very beautiful. I wonder when I'll be able to get a new bed. my knee is hurting a little. If my son wasn't so clingy I would change positions. Microbial life is fascinating. Stramatalites are very cool. I have no idea if I spelled that correctly. Spell check doesn't, either. Spell check sucks sometimes. I need to put laundry away. Fish are nice.