Funniest prank/thing you've done to someone

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Not often does one get to see the fruits of a prank but when I heard about this one it was rewarding.

While on a geotechnical survey in the Southern B.C. It was by chance we were able to play a great prank.

We had been flown to the top of a mountain over looking a valley , Incomappleux River, which is more often referred to as the Fish river, and set up our camps. We were to stay for 5 days so we were well stocked with a two very small generators and gear to make our stay comfortable.
Having a view of the logging roads in the valley we could always pick up on a vehicle movement by the dust trail as they moved. There was one particular pickup we noticed that eventually stopped for the night up in a road. We could clearly see their camp.

We joked that no one would expect we were actually on the top area of a mountain with no road access , and especially with high powered hand lights or generators. We decided to set it up and give a light show. It's was easy to move around with no lights on foot and the team got right into the once in a lifetime chance to punk someone really well.

Jim even stretched out a rope a great descending distance and hooked a light onto it and slid it down making it look like a fast moving spot. It took him a couple hours to set it up be was quite cool in the end. Having part of the group camped almost 500 meters from us and equipped with radios we could co-ordinate the lights. We regret we didnt have a ballon to tie a light to and let it float away. Lol.

We had the best time and being it was such mild weather some played at it till well into the night. I'm a lazy prankster and went to sleep.

A couple days later we flew out.

About 3 months later while driving in the same valley I met a local fellow who I had come to know over the years. He said he thought he heard our chatter on the radio because it was geo talk. It was us for sure. I then asked if he saw our lights that night and was it him camped there.
He said it wasn't and he hadn't but talked with another fellow who had seen the lights, even filmed them supposedly and was totally convinced it was mystical, aliens!! !
We both had a great laugh and he made my day. Since then anytime we go to high elevation camps everyone is keen to play a similar one.

I still smile whenever I hear someone talking about mysterious lights.

I copied this somewhat from the "Blackadder". My younger brother had way too much to drink at a wedding. So, before he conked out, I told him that too alcohol makes you go blind.
AS he slept on my couch, I had my young son put two pirate eye patches on him, and then try to wake him up. As he awoke, he started screaming, "I'm blind!! I'm blind!!"

A friend of mine used to work at a convenience store.

I went to his house one day looking for him. His sister answered the door, said he wasn't there. So I told her I had an idea. She said "eww, no, perv." So I told her I had another idea.

We drove to his store. She waited just outside the door, where she could see him at the counter but he couldn't see her. I grabbed some beer and a box of condoms and walked up to his register. He made some joke about the big night I had planned. I started telling him about the girl I'd picked up and, as crudely as possible, telling him all the stuff I was planning on doing with her.

He laughed a little at first but, the more descriptive I got, the more uncomfortable he got. Then, on my signal, she popped her head in and asked if I'd got the beer yet.

The look on his face was priceless.

This is more of a joke I'd like to do. Sometimes if the roads have to close here from being iced over I'd like to get some of the police tape that's left over and tape it all around the entrance to an acquaintance's business.

This one time at a family reunion, my cousin suggested throwing water balloons at my uncle, who was sleeping in the sun. So everyone did, but I was the only one who actually got close enough to actually get close and get him with the balloons head on; my cousin got it on tape. My uncle said he'd gat me back, but so far, he hasn't.

In high school I decided to lock the locker room door after PE while the girls were still getting dressed in there. There was another door in there that lead out in the court yard so I knew they could go out that way but instead the girls got scared and thought they would never get out.

I'd so like to hear that story!


Sigh, that limits it a bit.

When I was 11, I brought two types of 'snacks' to my class. One was chocolate on the outside, and impossible to chew cotton on the inside; the other was was caramels with chili. I gave them to my entire class, and some others. Every one took it well.

Also when I was 11, another girl and I tied a string to a wallet, put it on the path and hid in the bushes some meters away and waited for people to show up. Then we'd pull it to us of course (surly everyone must know that prank).
One man was so distracted he hardly noticed it, until he nearly tripped over it when we pulled it. He was startled, then he laughed.
Once when an old woman and a boy came, we pulled way too quickly because we misjudged the distance, and they were too far from it for us to pull it when they noticed it. So what they noticed was something moving and then they saw us and laughed at us.

I placed a small plastic spider by my mother and she was startled, then laughed, although she still thought it was icky.

I threw a big plastic spider at a classmate once when we were together after school. First she screamed, then she got annoyed, then she laughed and started talking about who else we could trick with it.

I've tricked several people to look at this small figurine and when they pushed it, they got a small splash of water from it.

Most recent thing I did: hurled a bag of M&Ms at someone's head.

One of the funniest things I did: Two April Fool's ago, I drove past my parents' house around 2:00 in the morning, then walked the quarter mile back (the dog would have woken them up when he heard the car in the driveway) and stuck 75 american-made white plastic forks all over their yard, then pinned an April Fool's note on the door.
My brother came home from a lock-in later, and being so tired, made this comment to my mother: "Did you plant flowers or something?"