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I'm really a CIA spook. We are profiling everyone since we think Werbert's plan to kidnap President Bush is part of a larger plot from WrongPlanet. But now you know, I have to kill you.

That would explain the multiple aliases. So, the American people have become so disgusted with the Bush Administration that the CIA has to recruit Australian citizens to do their dirty work, eh?

What I have planned for Bush is a solo project. Well, actually, I do have one accomplice. His name is:
Richard B. Cheney
Number One Observatory Circle
Washington, DC

I believe he works for the government. You'd better stop him too.

That's just my cover, because The Aussie Prime Minister is the biggest brown nose George W can find.

Don't worry about Dick. He's doing a great acting job, especially when he shot his buddy to put you all off your guard.

Now you know, I have to kill you too.

Have you ever seen "The Sopranos?" I live close to where that is set. I'm sure I can find a few burly mafiosi to come and break your legs. And I'll make sure they're vegetarian mafiosi.

I missed the thread where this started but fortunately I found it.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... 699#283699

In case anyone else missed it.

I thought Mr Mark had published some more chat or pm's or something bad. But he hasn't. The top few posts were part of the "who do you like / what is your sexuality" thread.

Why is it, when 100 people behave towards us positively and one person is mean and nasty or just plain incomprehensible - we obsess about the one mean person and forget that most everybody else doesn't think like they do.

Mr Mark, being a total people pleaser is a very stressful way to live and not something to aspire to, so if 1 person in 100 or even 1 person in 10 isn't pleased with you - that's a good thing, it means you can and do stand up for yourself when you need to. So donkey finds you a bit creepy - so what - no big deal.

If you now get all obsessed and defensive about it, we will start wondering what donkey knows about you that the rest of us don't. It's annoying when some people make stuff up about you but to quote/paraphrase Dorothy Parker a bit: "I don't care what people say about me so long as it isn't true"

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wobbegong, I think you're creepy and obsessive for trying to find the post that started this thread.

You're not trying to get a flame war going are you

werbert

You sure have the hang of this profiling thing. I wish the cheeky emoticon with the tongue poking out looked more cheeky instead of like someone eating a tomato with their mouth open.



This one looks better

Bazza, go back to Australia you bleeping CIA Agent/Duck Hunter. Your kind ain't wanted here.

TheMachine1

1) 36 atheist
2) INFP, ADHD-I,Dyspraxia,Dyslexia,Dysgraphia,Depression,hypothyroidism, likely ASD
3) Unemployed, 3 years college, odd jobs mainly mechanic work
4) Never married, never girlfriend
5) Father alcoholic and does not talk to him, mom pathological liar
6) Born in Texas
7) Die in Texas (though lived in Indianna, Florida)
Prozac 20 mg, leveothyroxine 25 mcg, need to take a stimulant for ADHD-I
9) Looking for a GF but not on WP
10) Sometimes joking, sometimes serious
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Oh my point of profiling the two men was mainily to show other aspie males here how
both Donkey and MrMark are very differnent than the typical(or lowwer functioning)
aspies here like me.

Also Donkey feeling MrMark has a creep factor because he is a single man looking for
a GF should be in the context of Donkey has a GF/wife and a family.

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Did our time together mean nothing to you?

It was fun while it lasted but you can not expect a hot item like me to stay with only
one man?

Everyone warned me. They said, "Stay away from TheMachine1, he'll only run around on you. He won't treat you good." I should have listened, but I thought there was some good in you.

I've learned my lesson.

Do my profile please.

Alernative

1) 14 year old male
2) Guessing INTP
3) Student, bullied
4) Likely no girlfriend yet , likely touching himself as he reads this
5)
6) From the UK?
7) Lives in the UK
Inquired about medications on WP
9) not sure if looking for a GF
10) mostly a joker but hey he is 14

What does INTP mean? Apart from that, you got that all right. Including number 4.