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I love my neighbors that leave their dog tied in the back yard all day during the summer with no food or water.

In all seriousness, I really like animals and this pisses me off. I've gone to talk to them, but they told me to f-off.

If I were Culture Minister, I'd ban all music except for corporate boy and girl bands who don't write their own songs.

I'd let Paris Hilton do the song writing.

Paris Hilton is awesome. I love the way she treats her pets. And she is so conscious of other's safety. She only had a 0.08 blood alcohol when she went to the In-and-Out Burger. That's not a big deal.

And why is everyone dissing on Mel Gibson for his DUI arrest. He is entitled to share his opinions about minorities.

Paris Hilton IS awesome. So articulate. I wish she'd slim down already, though.

what was this thread about again?
thats right..were aspies and we dont care what others think?

Why should we?

Donkey - instead of sending credit card info, why don't I transfer my entire fortune to your bank account? Woulden't that be so much easier for you?

errrm...ooh, sure, wold you liek my details?

I think its great when a country invades another country to promote democracy but cant get its own population to care enough to vote because the canadates are picked from a "rich folks" list cut into strips and placed in a hat.(like DADA poetry)

And if there is more then three candidates in this country the third one is an "enemy" because he is stealing votes from one of the two main partys, and so you dont vote for who really represents you(because none of them do)but vote for the the one who you think might cause the least amount of damage.....NOW,thats Democracy...lets spread some more...(are you listening Korea)and before you start flaming me(you know who you are,)I like REAL democracy......

It is sooo entertaining when loud mouthed youths with overinflated egos go around flaunting their loud unsoundly voices
The shouting contests are most fascinating events.

i think it is great when up until now i have spent exactly 14 months and 3 weeks waiting in line behind women who get their purse out only when they are asked for payment.......not the 10 minutes before hand when they were waiting in line.

Details....yeah details are good, give me all the details.

ok , i perceive a scam..im calling the cops....i hate it when you call the cops over trivial things and they dont turn up.....

I love companies who target children with meaningless tat and unhealthy food! I adore people who believe everything they read in the papers! Oh, and aren't gangsta rappers profound and talented individuals?

I love how they created video games to divert the attention of aspies from taking over the world and creating true democracy in this country and designing transport that will be "eco-friendly" and bankrupt
the "war machine" and oil companies that run this country.....(That being said....I'm goin' to kill me some Zombies with my rocket launcher....die zombie...DIIIIIEEEEE)

I saw a car that said something about praying with a rosary and the liscense had 666 on it.

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