My tin of mild is flat...

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Can I have some? I'll give you a box back if I can just have some of them. Promise. Scouts' honour (although I was never in the Scouts).

if you want

Have you seen my gut recently? Perhaps you can't see it too well from Suffolk, but it's definitely still here.



No, I can just pull up at Barton Grange no problem after I get my CRB clearance. What a bloody stupid system that can be.

How long do you think I could throw pork scratchings at the kids for before I'd get sacked?



You've got a point there.



I can easily grow it so I can look like a hobo. Or is that not enough for the task at hand?



You wouldn't know if any women had a fat fetish, would you? Loads and loads of men have but it's rare to see it the other way round.

You make it sound like I'm forcing you or something.

Right, I'm not sending you any chocolate coins this year.

i'll share but don't expect me to be happy about it

I'll buy my own.

And when I get some, it'll be like this:

http://www.videosurf.com/video/south-pa ... l-10789905