What's your idea of heaven?

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A fallasy of the human condition brought about by a fundamental inability to accept one's own demise. The insecurity that exists deep within our sub-conciouss being that renders us inable to handle its inevitable ceasation of existance....

I'm a happy chap really.

atheists are some of my favourite people

does he talk like that all the time

Not after a bottle of red wine.

You iz just sayin that cause I is ginger innit?!

You iz not understandin what I is representin' innit

Don't you innit me Forkbeard.

You've just reminded me of Richard Madeley, and that's unforgivable. No pudding for you.


Speaking of which, heaven is the most amazing sticky toffee pudding I had earlier today. Orgasm on a plate. Am I allowed to say that?

Mmmm! Babybird likes pudding

My idea of heaven is a new job where I get more hours.

Taking a hot shower, putting on my flannel PJs and watching my favorite shows/movies.

Having and being able to play every video game in the world for consoles, handhelds and the computer.

Laying in bed holding Megz

where is megz:(

A green winter.

some of my ideas of heaven come from the movies- the best examples would be-

"the adding machine" - a hapless accountant murders his boss and for this is executed- and then his sprit finds itself in a wonderful place where all the food is free and there is free stuff all over the place, and it is at the beach and the weather is always fine, just right.
"made in heaven" - an army GI saves somebody from drowning only to drown himself, and then he finds himself in a fantastic realm where everybody creates things out of their thoughts.
"what dreams may come" - a vision of painterly loveliness but also a plane of illusions.
"saved by the light" - crystal cities and perpetual edification, and our higher selves.
"the lovely bones" - another lovely vision of a personal heaven, perfect in every way, yet as mundane as its client.

when i think of heaven i see classic greek-style columned temples made of light, and spirits gauzed in aural clouds of sparkling white vapor. their is golden illumination that comes from everywhere and nowhere. there is never anything resembling night, only an unearthly glowing twilight if a spirit wants it. i see many places of 4D immersive learning, and at the borderlands between dimensions, i see stations where mediumistic communications are facilitated. i see countless different levels of paradise, where the higher levels can see down but the lower levels cannot see up. the lower levels more resemble the best parts of earth, while the upper levels are unimaginably cosmic. crystal cities and golden reflections everywhere. even the flowers and trees sparkle and glow in uniquely heavenly colors beyond human perception. a place where thoughts are instantly manifest in reality. a place with waters which sing in the sublime choirs of legions, with harmonies up to unimaginable heights, where the very ether sings electric joy. a place where it is a holiday always. a place where fear and worry are unknown, where there is only total knowing eternal "now" and the most intense rapture.

Meeting Jesus at the pearly gates after 90+ years of a good life on Earth.