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The whole "chosen people" thing is bogus. A smattering of organic material stuck to a rock lost in an inconceivably vast universe is of no significance at all.

If there really is a conscious intelligent creator, he/she/it has much more important things to pay attention to. We might be nothing more than the mold on a forgotten piece of fruit that fell under the fridge.

Where are you getting these facts? It is common knowledge that the aspie community was first conceived when Zeus struck down a passing secular space ship containing the super intelligent species known as the aspergemorphs which, after falling to earth and submitting to Zeus assumed human form but, due to the frequent electrical shocks could not emulate proper social behaviour as their chameleon circuits were fried. Fortunately, every aspie has an innate magical field that disguises them in human form. Ever since that fateful day we silently await rescue from the asperger homeworld of Autismania in the Aspectrual nebula when we shall assume our true forms and feast upon the flesh of the humans.

And THAT is where aspies come from. Oh, unless you're a scientologist. These ramblings have been brought to you courtesy of brain damage.