One time, my mom was fussing at me for... idk, something involving the kitchen and spaghetti. So, to get her to quit fussing, without saying a word I got out a bottle of ranch dressing, and filled up a glass with it, and proceeded to drink the entire thing. It worked, she quit fussing and just stood there with her mouth stuck mid word The strangest thing to me was how easy it was to drink ranch dressing, it was a bit like drinking a... I'm not shore what it was like drinking, but it went down easy
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