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25 Oct 2006, 2:43 pm

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When you loose a sock in the dryer, where does that other sock go to??


Lets put it this way if you every see a time machine that does not spin its fake.

Oh an there are a lot of cave men wearing socks out there somewhere in time.


My socks are too good for them.


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25 Oct 2006, 3:07 pm

I'd like to know where my teaspoons get to. I've bought about 3 sets over the past few years because they keep disappearing. The knives and forks don't go anywhere though. Puzzling!



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25 Oct 2006, 3:36 pm

Simple, teaspoon abducting aliens.

Next question.



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25 Oct 2006, 4:11 pm

why?



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25 Oct 2006, 4:12 pm

why?



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25 Oct 2006, 4:13 pm

why?



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25 Oct 2006, 4:35 pm

because


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25 Oct 2006, 4:36 pm

because


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25 Oct 2006, 4:37 pm

because


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25 Oct 2006, 4:58 pm

Because there are many, many aliens. (Just ask any UFO buff.) Some like to abduct humans, others have more refined tastes, say, gym socks, teaspoons, measuring cups.



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25 Oct 2006, 5:12 pm

Why not?

now, i want to know what the person was thinking when he milked the goat...


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25 Oct 2006, 6:07 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:
I was going to ask "Who was the first guy to eat an oyster, and what was he thinking?"

But it occurred to me that someone living where oysters are found probably watched an Otter cracking and eating one, and said "Whet the hey, the Otter liked it."


What about snails? You would have to have been very hungry.


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25 Oct 2006, 6:23 pm

Good one, Bazza. Hmmm, trying to come up with another Otter/Oyster analogy.

Hmmmmmm.

Well, those Frenchies, probably a bet made after too much champagne.



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26 Oct 2006, 3:29 pm

Here's one that bothers me.

Why do women want a man who's taller then them??

Society pressure? Peer pressure? The childhood feeling of being hugged by their daddy? Genetic thing about a big man to protect her?

Look around, you very rarely see a couple where she's taller than he is. Or even same height.



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26 Oct 2006, 4:51 pm

Who invented homework?

Homework is evil, it ruins everything.


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27 Oct 2006, 10:06 am

Werbert invented homework. He's also totally e-vile, ya know.

Repeating: Why do you ladies only fall in luv with a guy who's taller than yerself?????????????