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23 Nov 2006, 12:41 am

*bump* Alright, we've gotten a good enogh number of serious things, I think we should start on the more ridiculous things. Like Tuba-playing monkeys on motorcycles and teenagers with ATTITUDE.



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23 Nov 2006, 3:11 pm

In that case, what we need is a group of five teenage girls with attitude, who have the ability to summon cute little animals with energy powers to fight their battles for them. In Giant Freakin' Robots.

All of the girls fill a societal niche:

Christy is a cheerleader, blonde and bubbly and fond of wearing short shorts and tube tops.

Jackie is a science nerd, who wears glasses that are nonetheless tailored to make her look unbelievably cute.

Ray (short for Rachel, naturally) is a lesbian, and she has big army boots and a mad-on for men. She also has a massive crush on Jackie, but Jackie is naturally too oblivious to notice.

Donna is a Goth. She refuses to wear anything but black, and stalks angrily around the school campus, simultaneously scaring and arousing the male students by blowing kisses at them with her black-painted lips.

Ursula is a Wiccan. She dresses in all-natural fibres and wears lots of charms to ward off evil. She also refuses to use conventional shampoo or conditioner as she considers it to be unnatural, and has her (thus rather greasy) hair arranged in long dreadlocks.

Girl Squad - Go!


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23 Nov 2006, 3:31 pm

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23 Nov 2006, 3:43 pm

MrSinister wrote:
In that case, what we need is a group of five teenage girls with attitude, who have the ability to summon cute little animals with energy powers to fight their battles for them. In Giant Freakin' Robots.

All of the girls fill a societal niche:

Christy is a cheerleader, blonde and bubbly and fond of wearing short shorts and tube tops.

Jackie is a science nerd, who wears glasses that are nonetheless tailored to make her look unbelievably cute.

Ray (short for Rachel, naturally) is a lesbian, and she has big army boots and a mad-on for men. She also has a massive crush on Jackie, but Jackie is naturally too oblivious to notice.

Donna is a Goth. She refuses to wear anything but black, and stalks angrily around the school campus, simultaneously scaring and arousing the male students by blowing kisses at them with her black-painted lips.

Ursula is a Wiccan. She dresses in all-natural fibres and wears lots of charms to ward off evil. She also refuses to use conventional shampoo or conditioner as she considers it to be unnatural, and has her (thus rather greasy) hair arranged in long dreadlocks.

Girl Squad - Go!


HAH! I love you, man. In a strictly Platonic way, of course, but it's love nonetheless. All we need to do now is change the names, so that they're real names that no one could ever recognize. Like Zidane, or in this case, Aurelia.



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23 Nov 2006, 4:02 pm

CeallachSolomon wrote:
MrSinister wrote:
In that case, what we need is a group of five teenage girls with attitude, who have the ability to summon cute little animals with energy powers to fight their battles for them. In Giant Freakin' Robots.

All of the girls fill a societal niche:

Christy is a cheerleader, blonde and bubbly and fond of wearing short shorts and tube tops.

Jackie is a science nerd, who wears glasses that are nonetheless tailored to make her look unbelievably cute.

Ray (short for Rachel, naturally) is a lesbian, and she has big army boots and a mad-on for men. She also has a massive crush on Jackie, but Jackie is naturally too oblivious to notice.

Donna is a Goth. She refuses to wear anything but black, and stalks angrily around the school campus, simultaneously scaring and arousing the male students by blowing kisses at them with her black-painted lips.

Ursula is a Wiccan. She dresses in all-natural fibres and wears lots of charms to ward off evil. She also refuses to use conventional shampoo or conditioner as she considers it to be unnatural, and has her (thus rather greasy) hair arranged in long dreadlocks.

Girl Squad - Go!


HAH! I love you, man. In a strictly Platonic way, of course, but it's love nonetheless. All we need to do now is change the names, so that they're real names that no one could ever recognize. Like Zidane, or in this case, Aurelia.


Zidane is the main character of FFIX.


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23 Nov 2006, 5:40 pm

I know that, I was refering to the fact that Zidane is not at all a strange name, it merely seems that way. And honestly, I don't think Cloud was originally Cloud; rather, I believe his name was originally Claude.



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28 Nov 2006, 6:20 pm

Man, nobody has anything else? Here I was under the impression that you spammers were supposed to be creative and relentless...



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28 Nov 2006, 6:49 pm

There should be someone who loves yiff. And there should be a religion so strange it only has two followers. Both are insane. Their deity has no name. He will rape you then give you candy.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:39 pm

Zombie ninjas fighting little girls who ride motorcycles which are actually giant robots in disguise.

(Just th*t I'd sum up what we've covered so far ! !!)

(Dude, read Watchmen, it kicks major butt)


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