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CyborgUprising
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17 Aug 2012, 10:20 pm

Q: Don't you know you're going to go to hell?
A: Yes, I am acutely aware of this and I surmise I will be the one driving you there. I heard Shaytaan's quite good at BBQ.



Quinntilda
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17 Aug 2012, 11:41 pm

You have the faraway look. The farther away you get the better you look



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godoftruemercy
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18 Aug 2012, 12:00 am

I sincerely recommend "No, but the night is young!" applied to all situations whether or not it is a rational response.

Really, the best comeback of all is just to stare at the person like you've never heard anything so terrible for as long as you can manage. I made a girl crypologize with that one.