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11 Apr 2013, 2:52 pm

BooToMostStuff wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4[/youtube]

the greatest thing ever created by man.

What. The.? I think I broke my brain. That was the weirdest thing I've ever watched. When she said that it's a surprise about where the pickle is really didn't come out right.

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11 Apr 2013, 3:06 pm

I fully believe that was on purpose. This commercial is full of innuendo.

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11 Apr 2013, 3:19 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ[/youtube]

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11 Apr 2013, 3:29 pm

If we had forced the inmates at Gitmo to watch that pickel surprise commercial we wouldve bagged Ben Ladin years earlier. But the USA wouldve lost all credibility and wouldve been condemned the world over for using cruel and unusual mental torture.

That German energy drink (or whatever it is) is rather bizarre as well.

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11 Apr 2013, 3:48 pm

The advertisements I don't like are the ones with kids who think they are cute, but who are obnoxious.

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11 Apr 2013, 4:05 pm

This is probably one of the most annoying commercials currently on the air on DirectTV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU

I hate how the guy yells randomly not once, but twice. Plus it just seems like a stupid idea in general. I used to hate the head-on commercial as well, I haven't seen it in some time.

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11 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

BooToMostStuff wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4[/youtube]

the greatest thing ever created by man.

Did you notice the way he says "ham"?

He does act like one. A real huge one...

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11 Apr 2013, 5:09 pm

The turban worn by the pickle creature has the same all-seeing-eye that you see in the pyramid on US dollar bills!

The New World Order is behind that commercial!

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11 Apr 2013, 5:22 pm

This is why he's such a large ham. Conspirators always act as hammy as possible in bad TV series...

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11 Apr 2013, 6:08 pm

The mantra of the Illuminati and the New World Order is "HAMMMMMMMMMM...."

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11 Apr 2013, 6:32 pm

All those dumb Autism Speaks commercials.

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11 Apr 2013, 6:35 pm

Mindsigh wrote:

Commercials that say you get such a wonderful deal--internet for only $14.99 a month--but the fine print says "when bundled with other select services." The other select services usually include premium cable and home phone with some super-fancy calling plan, or something else fantastically expensive. Nobody wants my small-potatoes business anymore.

I don't mind that as much as I dislike ridiculously large amounts of fine print. When the fine print takes up a third of the entire television screen it makes the whole thing seem so seedy. Three lines is fine. Even five lines is okay. 15 lines of fine print on a television commercial is just absurd.

I also dislike any commercials featuring talking animals. It gives me the impression that the company is trying to sell its product by insulting potential customers. It looks like a puppet show targeted at children.

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11 Apr 2013, 7:24 pm

We Canadians are sometimes subjected to American stations and their many ads for Big Pharma drugs...

This may help a little with your one problem... oh, but we'll use 90% of our airtime to say it may cause a hundred worse issues including death. No biggie.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYodDH4qZQo[/youtube]

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12 Apr 2013, 11:31 am

BlueMax wrote:

Awww...not valid in Wisconsin?!?

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12 Apr 2013, 1:40 pm

Stargazer, that commercial needs to be banned from the internet.

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So as long as I'm not a lab animal, I won't be drowsy. Got it.

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12 Apr 2013, 1:59 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4TrMWVZurg[/youtube]

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