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07 Jul 2013, 5:45 pm

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PMSL

What can I say? I was young, dumb, & permanently horny. I suppose I could have waved the little chap, glistening in the morning light, at her, and asked if she realised what she was interrupting, but I've always tried to be polite...

PS. I don't think I've chipped in with the congratulations for your own romantic success, so CONGRATULATIONS!! :heart:

Happiness is very cool

I was impressed that you remained vigorously tumescent even after all the getting up and distraction, like it was permanent or something.

- I lost that capacity decades ago.

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08 Jul 2013, 8:26 am

I was a bit annoyed but I peeped out of the window first to see who was at the door. When I saw it was two ladies, I decided not to worry about being ladylike myself. They were very surprised and apologetic. They left right away and didn't come back.

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08 Jul 2013, 8:30 am

sonofghandi wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

you people are brave.

Not really.
I am absolutely mortified when I suddenly realize someone is seeing me naked. It's like getting sucker punched in the gut.

I just forget I'm naked sometimes. I don't really "get" the whole clothing thing except when it's cold.

My 4YO doesn't like to wear clothes. He runs around naked at home. :monkey:

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08 Jul 2013, 9:20 am

auntblabby wrote:

torquemada wrote:

PMSL

PS. I don't think I've chipped in with the congratulations for your own romantic success, so CONGRATULATIONS!! :heart:

Happiness is very cool

I was impressed that you remained vigorously tumescent even after all the getting up and distraction, like it was permanent or something.

- I lost that capacity decades ago.

To be fair, this was over two decades ago now. I do not suspect that a similar feat of penile fortitude would be possible today

- I just don't answer the door when I'm busy now

lol

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08 Jul 2013, 7:09 pm

Mindsigh wrote:

My 4YO doesn't like to wear clothes. He runs around naked at home. :monkey:

that is what my older brother used to do as a toddler when my mom would change his diapers, he so loved the feeling of freedom that he would jump up and scamper all about the house, often peeing in all directions.

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08 Jul 2013, 7:10 pm

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To be fair, this was over two decades ago now. I do not suspect that a similar feat of penile fortitude would be possible today

doesn't that just get you down? [pun intentional].

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08 Jul 2013, 10:57 pm

auntblabby wrote:

torquemada wrote:

To be fair, this was over two decades ago now. I do not suspect that a similar feat of penile fortitude would be possible today

doesn't that just get you down? [pun intentional].[/quote

Nah, Zinc! Brazil nuts and pumpkin seeds are good. And in my case, plenty of rest time :wink:

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08 Jul 2013, 11:30 pm

zinc, i'll have to research that.

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10 Jul 2013, 5:41 pm

Mindsigh wrote:

I answered the door naked on purpose when some religious pamphleteers got me out of the shower. :lol:

You're my hero. :lol:

I once answered the door in a towel in a similar situation and I'd thought that was bold, lol.

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10 Jul 2013, 9:28 pm

Nudity is as bad as putting toast in a toaster. Meaning why do we seem to be scared of nudity? Embrace your body. Also I have yet to answer the door naked since I don't answer the door.

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11 Jul 2013, 8:09 am

thewrll wrote:

Nudity is as bad as putting toast in a toaster. Meaning why do we seem to be scared of nudity? Embrace your body. Also I have yet to answer the door naked since I don't answer the door.

I think the reason I am so terrified of being naked is that when I was young and thought nothing of it, I suffered a lot of consequences from those who found it inappropriate. The social based trauma from my childhood has haunted me in many aspects of my adult life. There are many things that do not bother me at all until other people are around.

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11 Jul 2013, 8:30 am

thewrll wrote:

Nudity is as bad as putting toast in a toaster. Meaning why do we seem to be scared of nudity? Embrace your body. Also I have yet to answer the door naked since I don't answer the door.

Why would you put toast in a toaster if it's already toast? :lol:

Sorry, couldn't help it. And I have no problem with my own body. It's other peoples' dangly bits I'd rather not see--except in certain extremely specific circumstances. :wink:

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11 Jul 2013, 6:18 pm

Sorry meant bread. Good job on catching that. I think stigma related to nudity from birth is wrong. Let your children be free. At least in your home. Too many people in public have problems with nudity for your child to go outside in the buff.

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12 Jul 2013, 5:57 am

I really don't like clothes either, and have often left the house missing my shirt because I forgot I wasn't wearing one. Usually catch it pretty quick.

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12 Jul 2013, 4:25 pm

My mom's friend had a cabin on a small island inhabited by a group of "hippies" that had no issue with public nudity. During the summer, we would go visit. We would swim at the beach naked (by we, I mean they - I would wade) and never think a thing of it.

The problem was that we (my little sister and I) held onto that "naked is okay" mentality when we got home, and were so confused when we were told that walking around the house naked wasn't okay in the city. Double standards.. they are so confusing.

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12 Jul 2013, 7:27 pm

^^^
gee, what's the matter with being naked in one's own house?

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