What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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I still love the quote, "I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow."

It explains me so well.

My all-time favorite bumper sticker is still "MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA."

The runner up is actually on one of the cars here at the apartment building I live in: "I still miss my ex. But my aim is improving."

ROFL

My funniest bumper stick is on the back of a space craft, in the beginning
of the movie "Space Balls".

This movie starts like star wars; a background of stars and text scrolling
along that explains the whereabouts of the current universe. The text
scrolls by and appears to disappear at a distant horizon. When the story
is done - the last lines just scroll away (thus getting smaller and smaller)
and then, at the last moment, extra text is added, saying: If you can read
this, you don't need glasses.

Then a spacecraft enters the screen (you really should see this on the
big screen - but well, I guess it's too late for that). You know the type -
a huge spacecraft gliding by, lots of little windows, towers and technological
looking gadgets. And even though in the vacuum of space, you hear a low
rumbling noise as the monsterous craft slides by... and by... it's pretty huge.
A very long spaceship. It keeps gliding by and by and by. Then even more
glides by, it's really really really big, this spaceship. So, the noise continuous
and the spaceshift continuous to glide by and then suddenly the cinema
wakes up and everyone starts laughing . Then when FINALLY the end
of the spaceship comes into sight... No wait. It's actually later on in the
movie that you get to see this bumper sticker... But I think you should
just see the movie

I got this truck for my wife
Good trade huh?

That reminds me of something my dad told me. The guys in the dept he works in are always teasing each other and playing pranks. Now keep in mind this took place in the South where everyone is a redneck. Well this one guy was leaving work early one day so he could head off for a 2 week vacation. I guess he had rubbed it in a bit how much fun he was going to have. Dad took no part in this other than laughing about it, but several of the other guys made up a sign that said "Honk if you're Gay" and attached it to the bumper of his pickup truck. Well he returned to work mad because he didn't discover that sign till he got to the beach hundreds of miles away. All the way there people were honking and hollering insults out their windows as they passed him.

lol @ that 1 'i still have the body of an 18 yr old - its in my trunk and starting to smell' lol lol

i like this one - if you can read this your too damn close!

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

South Austin- We're all here because we're not all there.

if you can read this, flip me back over

if you can see this, your too close

(seen on a cop's personal car in tennessee) bad cop=no donut

another funny thing i have seen, (not a bumpersticker) is them rubber trailer hitch mounted testicles, last time i seen those things, i laughed my butt off at the truck in front of me on way to store.

a klingon insignia with "my child has more honor than your child"

and I need the "I brake for hallucinations" one

Probably one of the dumbest bumper stickers is "How's my driving?" Some people are so bad here I want to shout, "It stinks!"

Here's another one: Instead of PETA standing for "People for Ethical Treatment of Animals" I saw a bumper sticker that translated it "People Eating Tasty Animals"

on a red sticker
"If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast"

"I'm not perfect...I'm British!"

My favorites:

My Daushund is Smarter than Your Honor Student

Yes, this is my truck, NO, I won't help you move

When guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

Dragons are real, virgins are a myth

Never medlle in the affairs of dragons. To them, you are very crunchy and good with ketchup.

If you can read this, you're in phaser range

My other vehicle is a Romulan warbird

I need all three of these...

I saw one once that read "One of these days, our schools will have all the funding they need, and the Air Force will need to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber"

And in response to the popular "W/ The president" slogans

F
The President

A bumper sticker I could see punks making and putting on gass guzzling cars.....

"My car runs on the arms,legs and bodies of your patriotic soldiers"

"More Iraqi were killed by Sadam Huissen then have died in the civil war that followed his arrest....put we are catching up"


I also like....

"Burn incense,not witches"
"Dunk dounuts,not witches"