Comebacks!

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Wow, that's a great one for homophobes!

'Your spinal column vibrates in rhythmic harmony with an icicle of frozen mucus hanging from a bison's nostril on a North Dakota winter's day.'

This 7 year oldat my schoollikes this nine year old. and he was being really mean to her soI toldhimto stop. he says "its kiddy love!"i say "you are a kiddy!" he says "well your a reddy-head." I say "wow, you have great observational skills!" he says "your a blacky purse!" I'm like "how great that you noticed." he says "YOR WHITE!" (he isn't) I say "wow,I see you've grown up with great observational skills,and just a smidgin of Predjudice, haven't you?"

"You discovered you have AS? If such a thing ever happens to me I'll go and
jump off a cliff "

- "Why wait ? "


If you're bothered by unruly teenagers,take out a notebook and pen and ask them
for the name of their nursery school teacher,so you can report them.

reply to everyones declaration about just about anything with "thats what SHE said"

example:

"I am really tired"----"thats what she said"

"I need to call the plumber"---"thats what SHE said"

"this sausage is really good"---"thats what SHE said"

and of course spice it up with "thats what your sister said", your mom, etc.

It can be funny when its something completely off the wall.

YES I know it is very immature. But I am in general a pretty mature person so that gives me license to be immature once in a while.

Me and my friends never tire of this game. Always looking for double entendres ("on-ton-drays"? don't know how to spell it)

Theres as facebook announcement that february 15 (conveniently the day after valentines) is "thats what she said day". Also, Dwight and Michael from the Office like to say it.

Oh man. I was in auto class with a guy who did that constantly, and it was great because something ALWAYS comes up that it works really well with. Then later I saw that King of the Hill episode where it came from.

"You must be proud of yourself, you've worked up from inanimate objects to autistic people."

"I'm not ugly, I'm aesthetically challenged."

What about a comeback to "get a haircut!"?? This guy I don't even know always tells me this when I walk past him at school...

The ironic thing is, I had one last Tuesday