Do I fart too much? Be honest and specific.

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08 Feb 2014, 4:54 am

Nothing to do with aspergers.

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08 Feb 2014, 4:54 am

Nothing to do with aspergers.

You have gas.

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08 Feb 2014, 3:37 pm

farting is merely a symptom of unoptimized nutrition and/or bowel movement hygiene.

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08 Feb 2014, 6:01 pm

TMI...

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08 Feb 2014, 6:16 pm

^^^
as was said in the first soundie movie, "you ain't seen NOTHIN' yet!"

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08 Feb 2014, 6:32 pm

:lol:
I came home from work one morning after working nights, and I was sat on the back step smoking a joint.

The upstairs window was open and I heard an almighty fart coming from my friends bedroom. :lol:

I couldn't sleep all day for laughing.

I told him that if I heard it from the back yard then next door must have heard it from their bedroom window.

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08 Feb 2014, 6:36 pm

babybird wrote:

I couldn't sleep all day for laughing. I told him that if I heard it from the back yard then next door must have heard it from their bedroom window.

you sure the carpet didn't fly out the window? :lmao:

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08 Feb 2014, 6:42 pm

:lmao: ^^

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08 Feb 2014, 6:54 pm

If your going to fart too much, be careful and don't s**t yourself in the process ...

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08 Feb 2014, 7:00 pm

Per my gastroenterologist the average person passes gas 10-12 times per day.

Beyond that, as has been said before, things can be managed by changes in diet, eating habits, and a few lifestyle changes.

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08 Feb 2014, 7:07 pm

MrOddBall wrote:

If your going to fart too much, be careful and don't sh** yourself in the process ...

It has been my experience that the older one gets the harder it becomes to tell the wet ones from the dry ones.

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08 Feb 2014, 7:07 pm

There's nothing wrong with farting, but some people need raking out.

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08 Feb 2014, 7:07 pm

Marky9 wrote:

Per my gastroenterologist the average person passes gas 10-12 times per day. Beyond that, as has been said before, things can be managed by changes in diet, eating habits, and a few lifestyle changes.

can you tell me what those "lifestyle changes" might be?

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08 Feb 2014, 7:20 pm

auntblabby wrote:

can you tell me what those "lifestyle changes" might be?

The one lifestyle change I can best recall is to go for a leisurely stroll for about 20 minutes after eating. Standing helps elongate the digestive tract, which I guess helps things as well as give any air that was swallowed during eating/drinking a better chance to escape via a belch as opposed to the other end.

Some others that might be considered drinking habits are avoiding carbonated beverages and drinking in a manner that causes greater swallowing of air, such as drinking fountains, drinking from bottles, and avoiding drinking straws. (What I took from that is that drinking carbonated beverages directly from containers such as bottles and cans might be ill-advised.)

Others I can't recall - I saw the list many years ago.

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08 Feb 2014, 7:33 pm

I didn't know there was an art to farting.

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08 Feb 2014, 8:00 pm

Marky9 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

can you tell me what those "lifestyle changes" might be?

The one lifestyle change I can best recall is to go for a leisurely stroll for about 20 minutes after eating. Standing helps elongate the digestive tract, which I guess helps things as well as give any air that was swallowed during eating/drinking a better chance to escape via a belch as opposed to the other end. Some others that might be considered drinking habits are avoiding carbonated beverages and drinking in a manner that causes greater swallowing of air, such as drinking fountains, drinking from bottles, and avoiding drinking straws. (What I took from that is that drinking carbonated beverages directly from containers such as bottles and cans might be ill-advised.) Others I can't recall - I saw the list many years ago.

thank you

I will have to remember that. btw, if you've ever wondered about BEANO it merely makes the gas sweeter smelling in my experience.

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