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19 May 2014, 7:02 pm

That the "P" in UPC code stands for "price".

It's "Universal Product Code".

I'm speaking of the bar code thats printed on to everything when it comes out of the factory.



Not only wrong- it doesnt even make sense to have "a universal price code" because prices are not universal. If they tried to encode a price into a universal bar code on products the whole global retail system would collapse in a fortnite for several rather obvious reasons.



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19 May 2014, 7:05 pm

Frank Zappa was Mr.Greenjeans son.Only a certain age group will get this,damm,I feel old :D


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19 May 2014, 7:09 pm

On Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are gay, which of course isn't true, they're just best friends.


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19 May 2014, 7:14 pm

That Jafar (from Aladdin) was based on Nancy Reagan.


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20 May 2014, 7:11 am

People can't catch warts from toads because they don't have warts to begin with.



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20 May 2014, 8:12 am

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4) Plug won't fit? You can use a fork to straighten an electrical outlet.

Works better if the fork is wet, water acts like a lube to help it slide in.



WOW!

Now I can get my microwave up, and running, so I can dry off my poodle!


... after you washed it in the washing machine, I presume?


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20 May 2014, 2:06 pm

The original version of The Manchurian Candidate was withdrawn from distribution following the assassination of JFK. The reason was not because of the assassination of JFK, but because interest waned by 1963. It was reissued by MGM in 1988.


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20 May 2014, 3:37 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
On Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are gay, which of course isn't true, they're just best friends.


I don't think the twisted S&M gay relationship between Ren & Stimpy would have happened without Bert and Ernie blazing that particular trail.


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20 May 2014, 6:37 pm

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You can see the Great Wall of China from the moon.....


Always wondered about how anyone came to the conclusion that that was even theoritically possible.

The Great Wall of China is about the width of a one lane road.

The Moon is a quarter of a million miles away.

So for someone on the Moon to be able to focus their eyes on the GWC would be like a person being able to discern a single human hair at a range of seven miles (and against a background the same color as the single strand of hair).



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20 May 2014, 7:16 pm

German chocolate cake originated in Germany.


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26 May 2014, 5:25 pm

French toast originated in French. and I can see Russia from my house.



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26 May 2014, 6:36 pm

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Walt Disney was an anti-Semite and got a dishonorable discharge- both of those aren't true.


I just read that somewhere recently, can't remember where. Glad it's not true!



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26 May 2014, 6:56 pm

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen and put under Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland until a way is found to revive him. He was actually cremated and interred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park.



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27 May 2014, 9:01 am

That JFK still lives in intensive care as a vegtable on a cordened off top floor of that tall tower at the Bethesda Naval Hospital.



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27 May 2014, 9:02 am

That JFK still lives in intensive care as a vegtable on a cordened off top floor of that tall tower at the Bethesda Naval Hospital.

That there are still American POWs held by the Vietnamese commies.



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27 May 2014, 9:08 am

That if you get a hair from a horses tail and put it into a glass of water it will turn into a worm.
That earwigs will crawl into your ear and eat your brain.
That swallowed chewing gum stays in your tummy forever.
That masturbation will make you go blind or have hairy palms.
That toads cause warts.


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