Wrong Planet down, Why must the Puppies die?

Page 2 of 2 [ 30 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2

Previous topic | Next topic

cruimh_shionnachain
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 913
Location: Looking for the ubermensch

01 Mar 2007, 8:44 pm

T-rav20 wrote:

cellogirl42 wrote:

Is this an elaborate joke referring to something not mentioned on a family-friendly site?

If so: :oops:

If not:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ic&t=26048

Ah.
Ewwww.

_________________
I'm like an opening band for the sun.
-Pearl Jam

Apathy is not a vice, it is a relieving and downright enjoyable life-choice.

Starbuline
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Sep 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,577
Location: .....Russia

01 Mar 2007, 8:52 pm

Atleast the kittens are still alive.

asperion
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 851

01 Mar 2007, 9:09 pm

Starbuline wrote:

Atleast the kittens are still alive.

*Wonders if he should break the news regarding that other AS site.*

T-rav20
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jan 2007
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,848
Location: South Jersey

01 Mar 2007, 9:10 pm

asperion wrote:

Starbuline wrote:

Atleast the kittens are still alive.

*Wonders if he should break the news regarding that other AS site.*

By all means.

_________________
Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

ahayes
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,506

01 Mar 2007, 9:31 pm

It can be proven that every time you masturbate God *doesn't* kill a kitten because there are more masturbation sessions than kitten deaths per year.

T-rav20
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jan 2007
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,848
Location: South Jersey

13 Mar 2007, 12:26 am

Oh, the puppies, the poor puppies....

_________________
Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

asperion
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 851

13 Mar 2007, 1:18 am

The latest from Pat Robertson is: God has moved beyond his puppy phase and is now focusing upon....

.....Bunnies!

Poor bunnies. :cry:

Anubis
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Sep 2006
Age: 136
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,911
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England

13 Mar 2007, 6:01 am

ahayes wrote:

It can be proven that every time you masturbate God *doesn't* kill a kitten because there are more masturbation sessions than kitten deaths per year.

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

_________________
Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!

calandale
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Mar 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,439

13 Mar 2007, 6:05 am

asperion wrote:

The latest from Pat Robertson is: God has moved beyond his puppy phase and is now focusing upon....

.....Bunnies!

Yummy!

ahayes
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,506

13 Mar 2007, 6:28 am

Anubis wrote:

ahayes wrote:

It can be proven that every time you masturbate God *doesn't* kill a kitten because there are more masturbation sessions than kitten deaths per year.

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

That's how he says hi to everyone. Fortunately he's a pathetic puncher and all his punches feel like a delicate caress. It's his roundhouse kicks that cause injury.

DoubleFeed
Sea Gull

Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 204

13 Mar 2007, 8:14 am

Anubis wrote:

ahayes wrote:

It can be proven that every time you masturbate God *doesn't* kill a kitten because there are more masturbation sessions than kitten deaths per year.

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

The newest variation to this is Fred Thompson.
I found out that all of these are based on or ripped off of Bill Brasky jokes.
Fred Thompson can know both the direction and the momentum of a particle.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,015
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

13 Mar 2007, 8:16 am

I don't want any more puppies to die. They must be saved. :heart:

Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

13 Mar 2007, 2:35 pm

Poor puppies.

T-rav20
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jan 2007
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,848
Location: South Jersey

17 Mar 2007, 12:57 am

One thousand more puppies have died, even the sodden blanket of my inebriation can't dim the embers of my rage.

_________________
Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

Page 2 of 2 [ 30 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2

Jump to:

Wrong Planet down, Why must the Puppies die? Post Reply New Topic

Wrong Planet down, Why must the Puppies die?