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04 Jan 2015, 11:40 pm

your crosslinked files are proliferating wildly.



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04 Jan 2015, 11:43 pm

it must have been jellyfish that peer-reviewed your post.


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04 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

your S&H green stamps are damp. and also expired.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:10 am

your eyes are secreting an uncategorizeable pink ooze that makes ganders weep.


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05 Jan 2015, 12:12 am

your toilet tank float got a leak in it.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:15 am

Your nosehairs waft fluidly and gently upon your intermittent waves of breath.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:17 am

I will expel jasmine-infused alimentary vapor in your general direction.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:20 am

You gallantry stride manfully upon the earth knock kneed and pigeon toed.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:22 am

your Klingon diction is substandard.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:24 am

You stand mesmerized by your reflection in the accumulating pool of drool at your feet.



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05 Jan 2015, 12:25 am

your rear quarter panels have rock chips.



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05 Jan 2015, 1:10 am

Larry Conway is a Geek!



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05 Jan 2015, 1:11 am

zorba is a greek.



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05 Jan 2015, 1:15 am

Here I sit
In open vapour.
Some dumb f!ck
Used all the paper.
Here comes the Boss
I must not linger.
Look out arse,
Here comes my finger!



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05 Jan 2015, 1:17 am

Where can you find Beethoven's last movement?

Have you tried looking on his piano bench?



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05 Jan 2015, 1:35 am

you chyme secretor you