So far it's been more than 3 (as usual), because I went for what should have been a "fun" day of shopping (right). Here goes:
1. Happily went to lunch alone, looking forward to relaxing before braving the stores. When chatty hostess asked "are you just out for a quick lunch, or do you have the day off?" I drew a blank. Instead of saying "both," I said "it's a long story" and I got a very funny look.
2. When pushy Victoria's Secret salesgirl demanded to know why I wasn't buying the bra she'd recommended, I said (surprise) "It's a long story." She started again and I said "Because your bras don't fit me well," and of course I got a dirty look for being honest.
3. When I saw a new typed sign saying "Must pay first" taped to the pump at the gas station, I assumed it meant "pay inside" and when I went inside and asked the clerk he laughed at me and said "go back and pay at the pump with your credit card. Don't you know that's "paying first? HAHAHA!!" So out I went, duly corrected by someone brighter than myself, as usual.
So here we have a funny look, a dirty look, and direct laughter in my face. Not bad for a Monday!!