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01 Apr 2007, 11:54 am

Admit it now, please!


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01 Apr 2007, 12:46 pm

Bad news, folks. The aspie terrorist mastermind known as larsenjw92286 slipped through our nets and is still at large. He is probably plotting a retaliatory attack as we speak. We are offering a reward of up to $10 million American for information that will lead to his arrest. Thank you.



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01 Apr 2007, 12:57 pm

u didnt fool me u april fooler. lol



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01 Apr 2007, 2:03 pm

I can provide you with the information you need, but I have terms.



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01 Apr 2007, 2:05 pm

This really does sound like an April Fools joke!


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01 Apr 2007, 2:13 pm

i am a cabbage



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01 Apr 2007, 2:15 pm

And Snuffy wouldn't bother to eat you, would he?


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01 Apr 2007, 3:10 pm

ahayes wrote:
I can provide you with the information you need, but I have terms.
I'm listening...



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01 Apr 2007, 3:26 pm

I knew it all along it was Larson :wink:


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01 Apr 2007, 3:32 pm

My name is not Snuffy, I was just joking!


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01 Apr 2007, 3:33 pm

I finally was released this morning. I was busted and beaten with rubber hoses yesterday by a bunch of fedgoons for the offically charged offense of: "unauthorized and confounding autistic public behavoiur by an unlicensed Asperger puke".

Dang those hoses hurt! Those goons know how to use them.


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01 Apr 2007, 3:36 pm

Were you honestly and truly in prison?


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01 Apr 2007, 3:41 pm

larsenjw92286 wrote:
Were you honestly and truly in prison?

Newb! Its a april fools joke.


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01 Apr 2007, 4:01 pm

haha :) This is a beautiful thread. Nicely written, too, Werbert. Thanks for the laugh!

It's definitely a joke, Larsen :) And a funny one too! Did it make you laugh?



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01 Apr 2007, 4:21 pm

werbert wrote:
ahayes wrote:
I can provide you with the information you need, but I have terms.
I'm listening...


You must cease your aspie harrasing program, exhonerate all captured aspies and release them, and cede the state of Idaho to all aspies so it can become the country of iDaho, and provide every future aspie iDaho citizen with $100,000 cash.



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01 Apr 2007, 4:36 pm

ahayes wrote:
You must cease your aspie harrasing program, exhonerate all captured aspies and release them, and cede the state of Idaho to all aspies so it can become the country of iDaho, and provide every future aspie iDaho citizen with $100,000 cash.
How about...NO!

How about I decide to have my agents beat you within a foot of your life, rather than within an inch, like they originally wanted?

Besides, we already gave Idaho to the paranoid schizophrenics.