If you could be a God, what type of God would you be?

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09 Feb 2016, 7:17 am

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A God of lust,love,dreams,sex, and criminals.

Why criminals though? You wanna be the god of crackhead prostitutes?

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09 Feb 2016, 10:30 am

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Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

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09 Feb 2016, 10:40 am

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Deltaville wrote:

Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

Do you really want your 'enemies' to be smote by God? Maybe God only Smites God's enemies.

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09 Feb 2016, 10:50 am

I would be a God who is and controls all that exists and all which does not. Meaning that I would be creation, and destruction, order and chaos, time and space etc etc, a self-conscious existence. I would also have the ability to observe my existence from every single point of it, controlled by my will. If I wanted to, I would also be able to comprehend to observe from every single point of view simultaneously, and if I grow bored, I would have the ability to forget, and start cosmos anew, to once again learn the truth about my existence as existence.

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09 Feb 2016, 1:41 pm

The Creator God of Light, Horakhty

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09 Feb 2016, 1:50 pm

SHOL'VAH!

You shall PAY for this insolence!

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09 Feb 2016, 3:10 pm

zkydz wrote:

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Deltaville wrote:

Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

Do you really want your 'enemies' to be smote by God? Maybe God only Smites God's enemies.

That's what I meant, God should smite his enemies but apparently doesn't (evil people are free and successful, while good people are often poor or condemned to suffer). So if I was God I would both choose my enemies as well as punish them.

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09 Feb 2016, 3:30 pm

I would try to be fair and loving. I would:
- Send my presence to comfort people who were sad.
- Warn people when they started doing really bad things.
- Reward good people with heaven and punish bad people, but not with hell, maybe with being cursed to roam the earth until they repented.
- Send out warnings when humanity was in danger of destroying itself.

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09 Feb 2016, 10:54 pm

If you're too nice as a god, believers lose their will to live, because they're so eager to die and meet you.

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09 Feb 2016, 10:59 pm

I would be a goddess of nature, and I would take care of an enchanted forest full of flora and fauna, without any pesky humans.

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10 Feb 2016, 10:46 am

Spiderpig wrote:

If you're too nice as a god, believers lose their will to live, because they're so eager to die and meet you.

Perfect!

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10 Feb 2016, 4:44 pm

AspE wrote:

Deltaville wrote:

Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

Now, AspE I think you can answer the reason why

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10 Feb 2016, 6:08 pm

Deltaville wrote:

AspE wrote:

Deltaville wrote:

Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

Now, AspE I think you can answer the reason why

Either he doesn't care, or he doesn't exist.

Or maybe he's just really moody, like a petulant teenager.

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10 Feb 2016, 6:11 pm

AspE wrote:

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Deltaville wrote:

Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

An all powerful god that would smite my enemies and reward my friends. You know, like God is supposed to do but doesn't for some reason.

Now, AspE I think you can answer the reason why

Either he doesn't care, or he doesn't exist.

Or maybe he's just really moody, like a petulant teenager.

Or maybe YOUR problems don't register on a universal scale.

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10 Feb 2016, 10:35 pm

zkydz wrote:

...Or maybe YOUR problems don't register on a universal scale.

Wasn't talking about me. I was talking about humans in general, why doesn't he punish his own enemies? Or at least make life horrible for evil people? I guess he's too busy ignoring starving babies.

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10 Feb 2016, 10:46 pm

AspE wrote:

zkydz wrote:

...Or maybe YOUR problems don't register on a universal scale.

Wasn't talking about me. I was talking about humans in general, why doesn't he punish his own enemies? Or at least make life horrible for evil people? I guess he's too busy ignoring starving babies.

Let me expand that...in the universe, what makes you think that this tiny, itty bitty, piece of something floating around is all that consequential in the grand scheme of things? And how do you presume to know what a God's enemies are?

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