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31 Mar 2016, 3:47 pm

What did the acorn say when it grew up?


"Geometry".



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31 Mar 2016, 4:19 pm

What kind of pigs know karate?
Pork chops!



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02 Apr 2016, 2:59 pm

I once heard an incredibly lame pun riddle: What happened to the doll in the living room? The radiator.

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02 Apr 2016, 10:21 pm

What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a lake?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter he won't come anyhow.


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03 Apr 2016, 12:27 am

What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!