Alternative wrote:
Oh man. Darth Maul should of kicked Obi-Wan's arse!
But...that's not how the story goes, so yeah ditto.
That lightsabre fight is one of the two high points of
The Phantom Menace. I mean, damn, a light-quarterstaff and a Sith who can leap and flip all over the place while using it? Man, that's one of the coolest things I've ever seen!
So, naturally, it got wasted
Danielismyname wrote:
Yoda is far cooler than Jesus…the Catholic Priests didn’t think so.
Heal the blind? Yoda can lift a bloody X-Wing out of a bog with his mind!
Also: speak in quaint backwards fashion, Jesus did not. Much arse did Yoda kick.
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Why so serious?