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17 Dec 2016, 10:09 am

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18 Dec 2016, 7:21 pm

Wow, so many animal puns!



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18 Dec 2016, 8:38 pm

Why did the frog have to take the bus? Because his car got toad.

You bet your Asperger's I have Autism! (I'm sorry...)

Trees don't like confusing questions, because they often get stumped.


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18 Dec 2016, 9:13 pm

I love this one:

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For those who don't get it, it means call me in Spanish. :mrgreen:


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18 Dec 2016, 9:35 pm

Here's some moth-related humour. :)

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18 Dec 2016, 9:36 pm

Maybe not quite a pun, but in the spirit.

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26 Mar 2018, 9:29 pm

Campin' Cat,

The fur one is PURR-fect. The cat is lovely, too!



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27 Mar 2018, 9:10 am

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.


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27 Mar 2018, 9:23 am

Are you a Thai cat?

Yes, Siam!



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27 Mar 2018, 9:25 am

Why did Denis Istomin play a fast match?

Because he's Russian! (rushin'!)



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27 Mar 2018, 10:02 am

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Could be gypsum, this. Cleavage is a huge part of geology. Oh god it gets worse. D:


Dont get us started on geology puns.

It wont be gneiss the kind of fracking schist that you will hafta deal with!



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27 Mar 2018, 11:08 am

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24 Aug 2019, 6:03 pm

Most commonly, many puns encompass double meanings, triple meanings (with or without rhymes), and sometimes more than three meanings.

Enclosed is a (LINK) of what words in the English language have the most meanings. The words 'Set' and 'Run' come out on top.

Example: The terms of the term 'Run' have well.......run amok!

Any other examples of puns from the list of words provided in the (LINK)? It's not a stretch to have word-plays with countless variations of meanings.

LINK: https://www.quora.com/What-word-in-the- ... t-meanings