I was a former Roman Emperor
I was a Medieval Knight
I was a Samurai
I was a Pirate
I was Napoleon
I was a German Officer in World War II
I was killed in the Boer Wars, as a British Citizen.
I was a madman in Georgian London.
I never died of the plague
I was Jack the Ripper
I shot JFK
I was a lesbian 3 times, and a straight girl 10 times.
I was a member of Darwin's Expedition
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Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!